naomi_jay: (ZP - Shuggoth)
But I like to express my thoughts in blog form.

So I've been mulling over the idea of having a blogging schedule, but I've struggled to come up with anything other than Wednesday = Writerly stuff because I enjoy alliteration. Then I panicked over not being able to think of cool alliterative things for the rest of the week. Then I decided I was overthinking it and that normal people probably don't worry about whether things fit rhetorical arrangements.

Anyway. So I think I'm going to experiment with this in October and see if I like it. So here's what I came up with:

Random Monday. Sometimes I find things, like Lovecraft ambigrams or pictures of wrestlers elbow-dropping Jesus and I just feel like everyone else needs to see them too. Mondays are going to be those days. So for those of you who keep finding things to do with The Human Centipede to show me, you will now have a dedicated day for those things.

Writerly Wednesday. Sometimes this is going to be snippets of work, reviews for my books if I have any, sometimes just general writerly updates on what I'm doing and how it's going, and sometimes I might get off my ass and write some intellectual stuff. Who knows?

Friday Miscellany. Don't be fooled! It's not like Random Monday. It happens on Fridays. Basically this'll be a catch-up blog for the week and will cover anything I feel is important, like hilarious things the snakes have done (like fall out of their tanks) or whatever. 

I didn't think of anything satisfactory or worthwhile for Tuesday and Thursdays. If I'm doing blog tours, guest posts, etc, I might post them as and when they arise, but otherwise I'm going to try this scheduling business for a while.
naomi_jay: (where is my mind?)
First of all, a massive thank you to everyone who Tweeted, blogged about, or bought a book for mine and others' efforts to raise money for Japan. I made enough money to make a small but significant donation to World Vision for the relief effort, so yay! I'll be donating my money on Friday when I get paid, because right now I'm pretty much a charity case in my own right.

Anyway! How was everyone's weekend? I rewarded myself for getting Wild off my plate by writing 6k on a short story. I've got the ending to write still, then I'm going to submit it to Static Movement's OBE anthology. My God. I was totally obsessed with out-of-body experiences when I was younger. It saddens me still that I never managed to have one, despite reading many, many books on the subject. I suppose there's still time.

I was also guest blogging at Splash of our Worlds about why it took me two years to write NIGHT AND CHAOS (which seems pretty speedy compared to some books we won't even mention). And I noticed a review for UNGRATEFUL DEAD at Tez Says which is cool since, given this is just a freebie for promotional purposes, I haven't been soliciting or expecting reviews for it.

In other news, [livejournal.com profile] dwg  directed my attention to this, which is relevant to my interests:



If you hang out at JA Konrath's blog for any amount of time, you'll see all of these arguments appear with almost clockwork regularity. Incidentally, it is worth hanging out at Konrath's blog for his insight and information on self-publishing, but you have to wade through a ton of attitude in the comment threads, which dulls the experience somewhat. I've said before that I don't think of myself as an "indie author," just as an author. I'm exploring all the options open to me a writer hoping to make this my full-time career, and that covers epublishing, self-publishing, small presses, and traditional publishing. So I get a bit peeved when I see the Us and Them division between indies and traditionally published writers, because, come on! We should all be on the same side, right? I get equally peeved whenever I see talk about agents and publishers as "gatekeepers" and how there's some big mafia-esque conspiracy holding the talented down and elevating the unworthy.

Look, it's really easy to get bitter and cynical in this business. It's really easy to look at the people around you, be they indie or traditional, and wonder what they're doing that you're not to be so successful. But the assumption I see over and over - that good writers are being shut out for arcane reasons - is ridiculous. I believe there's a lot of validity in self-publishing right now that didn't exist a few years ago, or I wouldn't be doing it. But I also believe that if my dream literary agent came a-knocking saying she adored my work and wanted to sign me up immediately, I'd go for it.

Because really, what I want as a writer is readers who will love my work. Whatever method works best to get my books into readers hands is the method I'm going to go with.

Anyway, that was a bit of a tangent. Here's a picture of some leopard geckos!*


*I am working very hard to bring leopard geckos into my life right now.

naomi_jay: (rorschach)
... Is where Ethan is right now. Bless his cotton socks, he's just having such a rotten time. 

Anyway. I'm blonde again! It took five hours, one bleach bath and a bag of cookies, but it happened! I will post a picture for those who asked, as soon as I find the data cable for my camera. In the mean time, I'm off to research repressed memories, eating disorders, and Satanism. I leave you with the word count:

Demonised

 
17412 / 30000 words. 58% done!
naomi_jay: (alice)
I decided this year I'd make a serious attempt at organizing myself. I'm a pantser, both in writing and life, and tend to wander aimlessly along hoping for the best. No more! Those days are over, that Nome is gone. 2010 Nome is a sleeker machine.* I've got a lot of work on writing-wise this year, and if I'm lucky there'll be lots more. So some kind of order is required. In that spirit, I'm taking a leaf from [livejournal.com profile] blackaire 's book and keeping track of writing life/real life projects. I like lists, and I like crossing things off lists, so in theory it should work. So, we begin!

Writing Life (in no particular order)

1.Finish Earthbound for Queer Light anthology (I'm well past the deadline, but I'm going to finish it and query anyway).
2. Rewrite Wild for my Fearless Agent. First three chapters must be done by 23rd March. Shouldn't be a problem.
3. Finish Demonised, an Ethan Banning novella, for submission to Damnation Books.
4. Start on BAD DOGS, the sequel to SILVER KISS.
5. Continue with Afterburn, the sequel to AFTERLIFE.

Real Life

1. Keep job-hunting! Must be in new job before the summer if possible.
2. Start house-hunting. Must be in new house before the summer. I will not spend another winter in this glorified cowshed.

And because it's been a while since I posted one, and I like seeing those word counts rise, here's a word meter for Earthbound:

 
8511 / 15000 words. 57% done!


*Not literally. I haven't become bionic or anything.
naomi_jay: (journal)
Most of my AFTERLIFE promo gear has arrived now, barring one thing (damn you, Royal Mail, damn you and your strikes!), so now I'm trying to organise some fun stuff to do with it all. I will be having a big giveaway here when AFTERLIFE is released (only 26 days by my count), so stay tuned for that. I'll also be having some guest bloggers here during December, which I'm excited about because OMG Real! Live! Authors!

And I'm also trying to organise a bit of a partay here in Cambridge. Really just so I can say "yay, published! Life goal achieved, can die now thnx" and everyone can say "huzzah!" and buy me drinks.

Somewhere in the middle of all this organisation (I am not organised. Really. You should see my desks at home. I have three. None of them are used for working at ), I'll be doing the edits for AFTERLIFE and plotting the sequel, tentatively called Halflife at the moment. I'm pretty excited about starting it - I plan to throw in mad monks, paranormal investigators, journalists, and possibly more cocktails and jazz bars.
naomi_jay: (whale)
Moving along from the serious issue of editing, it turns out I have an upside down catfish. I know! I mean, I knew I had at least one, because I bought a pair last summer. But they'd vanished from sight about nine months ago and I assumed the gouramis killed them and ate them, because my gouramis would kill and eat me if I gave them half a chance.


 
Seriously, I hadn't seen a whisker of these damn fish since last year, and I became consumed by guilt, convinced I was a terrible fish-keeper, and that my fish would rather be cannibalised that live in my tank. And then when I was away recently, [livejournal.com profile] chaostheorytexted me to tell me she'd found an extra fish in the tank and didn't know what it was. After some consideration, we decided it had to be one of the missing catfish, since everyone else was accounted for. Yay! But when I got home, I couldn't find him. Not a trace.

It's okay. I went on with my life. I mean, I only nourish and clean and feed those fish and shower them with love and fish flakes and bloodworm every damn day. Why shouldn't the mysterious upside down catish reveal himself only to my housemate, and not his loving mother owner?

But now... Now, I have seen it. I have proof that the sneaky little bastard has just be hiding from me all this time! The other night, for reasons unimportant here, my boyfriend was chopping up some bed slats with his axe and I was helping by staying well out of the way and watching the fish. And, lo and behold, there he was! The upside down catfish! Slithering up and down the side of the tank like he owned the place. And man, he has gotten big. Bigger than my other, older catfish. Big enough that I suspect he may have eaten the other upside down catfish, who is still unaccounted for.

Now, I know this isn't an interesting story to anyone else. But my God, I was so excited to see him! I adore catfish, and I was really upset when these two disappeared from sight last year. But now I've tracked one of them down and discovered his hiding place (a log, as it happens), I'm obsessed with spying on him. I spring out of bed in the dead of night, switch on my lamp ,and yell "AHA!" in the hope that he'll be out and I can scrutinise him further. If he had a phone, I'd check his texts. I'm that sad.
naomi_jay: (blood path)
Using only song NAMES from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My life according to (band name)"

Pick your Artist: AFI
Are you a male or female?: Miss Murder
Describe yourself: Cult Status
How do you feel: I Wanna Get a Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One)
Describe where you currently live: ... but home is nowhere
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Now the World
Your favourite form of transportation: Cruise Control
Your best friend is: This Secret Ninja
You and your best friends are: Two of a Kind
What's the weather like: Summer Shudder
Favourite time of day: 6 to 9
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: This Celluloid Dream
What is life to you: Keeping Out of Direct Sunlight
Your last relationship: The Great Disappointment
Your current relationship: Consult My Lover
Your fear: Kung-Fu Devil
What is the best advice you have to give: Don't Make Me Ill
Thought for the Day: He Who Laughs Last...
How I would like to die: Aspirin Free
Looking for: Key Lime Pie
If you could change your name, you would change it to: Charles Atlas
Wouldn’t mind: Over Exposure
My soul's present condition: Dancing Through Sunday
Most Faithful Companion: The Boy Who Destroyed the World
My motto: Lower Your Head and Take It In the Body

I'm very tempted to do this again with The Misfits.
naomi_jay: (mamas and papas)

So [livejournal.com profile] chaostheory  and I finally got round to going through my mass lot of BPAL imps last night. A few I gave to her because they ... sort of smelt like her? Like, the scents reminded me of her? It's not weird. The majority I've kept to try out, and a handful I know won't work for me, so I've set them aside. I might give them away as part of a prize package one fine day when I have a novel to promote ^_^ A novel called SILVER KISS, for example, or indeed one of the sequels to SILVER KISS (yeah, I'm still excited).

Then [livejournal.com profile] rjpayne came over and we indulged in some wine and a Matt Berry fest involving AD/BC and Snuff Box. Because you can never see enough TV with Matt Berry in. Or I can't anyway, and therefore people who come to my house can't either. There was much merriment to be had by all, and it was agreed we would make tasteful placards expressing our great affection for Mr Berry when we go to his gig in December. Mine may not be tasteful. I love that man with a deep, unholy love.

Anyway. Bank holiday weekend is upon us, so I plan to dive into the second draft of SILVER KISS. I've got so many ideas for shining it up, I can't wait! Hope everyone else has an awesome weekend, whether it's a long one or not!

Ugh

May. 25th, 2009 02:18 pm
naomi_jay: (the lords' ways)
No internet for three days = no way for me to feasibly catch up on what/how you're all doing. So I throw it open to you:

How are you all? What have you been up to?

I can tell what I've been up to: hanging with Pip watching 80s movies and spending too much money (I should never go shopping with Pip, she's just a bad influence). Yesterday my parents and I attacked the back garden and it is now tamed and safe. I can get to the shed without the aid of a machete and a tent, which is nice. Except I never have any reason to go to the shed. I also spring-cleaned the house on Saturday, so everything is shiny and lemony-fresh.

I haven't much writing yet this weekend. That's what this afternoon is for - finishing the draft of
Moths. It currently looks like this:



 
5322 / 7000 words. 76% done!

I keep underestimating how long it's going to be (originally I planned about 5k), but since the word limit is 10k, I don't think I'm in danger of going over. After that I might get cracking on Silver Kiss, which has been burning me up ever since a certain housemate texted me the magic words "werewolf fight club" on Friday night.

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