From Twitter 05-05-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 08:06:43: Kid on the bus boasting about how low his GCSE grades are. I don't think he gets how grades are supposed to work...
  
• 09:46:25: There's a cheque for fifty grand sitting on my desk. Sadly it's not for me. But I'm going to pretend it is, just for a few minutes
  
• 12:13:45: Om nom nom rocky road cake. That's what I would spend fifty grand on. A giant rocky road cake.
  
• 12:17:53: Or just rocky road products, like rocky road ice cream. And I'd commission a rocky road perfume. I'm not obsessed or anything.
  
• 12:26:40: Organising a visa waiver for the boss. Love that the questions are all "are you a terrrorist? Have you ever been a terrorist?"
  
• 12:27:03: Because, you know, terrorists are likely to admit to that on their visa waiver forms. Honesty is a big part of terrorism
  
• 12:36:11: @LizUK The devil in me always wants to say "yes" to just one of them...
  
• 13:01:40: @boogybunny Yep, and whether you're involved in espionage. You'd have to be a pretty crap spy to fall for that!
  
• 14:35:20: I choose to take this as proof that we are all descended from Cthulhu and his spawn http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13278255
  
• 14:55:59: Been asked to revise an article about cocktail party food to introduce the theme better.
  
• 14:56:20: I'm thinking I might add in a line saying "get hammered and soak up the alcohol with pizza."
  
• 14:56:32: That's pretty much my idea of good cocktail party food, anyway
  
• 15:43:17: Aw, just had a lovely email about DEMONISED. Ethan has another fan!
  
• 19:00:03: @stephaniedraven This Brit does! My copy of Poison Kisses sits proudly with my mythology encyclopedia
  

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