From Twitter 04-13-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 07:41:25: I refuse to accept I'm hungry after eating a four course meal last night. STFU body, you don't know me
  
• 09:17:54: @Scarimonious Is your "what the hell" tweet anything to do with the phrases "family of choice" or "learning to play"?
  
• 09:26:05: @Scarimonious The poetry talk scares me. A lot.
  
• 14:47:32: I have the worst headache. Like in the world, ever, without hyperbole. Also I'm bored.
  
• 14:53:59: Apparently my aversion to neon pink means I may be gender-confused. Good thinh we have psychologists around to help out, right?
  
• 15:04:05: @sarahdiemer I'm wearing blue today. Luckily I'm also wearing a skirt, so nobody will get confused and think I'm a boy
  
• 16:05:58: Must stop confusing saliva with salvia. Don't want to send kids salvia kits
  
• 16:12:14: In non-drug-related news, Amazon UK has discounted NIGHT AND CHAOS to a tiny 69p http://tinyurl.com/5rh5cpn
  
• 16:12:40: I can't even buy a chocolate bar here for 69p, so I would definitely buy NIGHT AND CHAOS if I hadn't written it myself
  
• 16:14:54: @Scarimonious So like, what do you think? Fetish gear? Leather boots? Something new and daring? Inquiring minds want to know!
  
• 16:15:30: @AnneLyle I can't imagine their parents consenting to us sending them salvia, no matter how fun the hallucinations (allegedly) are
  
• 16:26:51: @Scarimonious Right. Next time I'm getting my eyebrows waxed, I'll take my fetish wear along for vetting
  
• 16:37:12: @AnneLyle So ... is it wrong that my mind went straight to (allegedly) fun halluncinations?
  
• 19:49:12: I have so many things to do tonight and none of them involve eating fish and chips, which is all I've done thus far
  
• 19:51:10: Going to start by reading submissions for Wicked Witchery and take it from there
  
• 20:24:35: Submissions read. One accepted, one I'm on the fence about. Now to write horoscopes #ambusyasabee
  
• 21:21:36: Three more horoscopes to write. Some nights you just can't predict people's fates, you know?
  
• 21:34:29: Horoscopes done *wipes brow* Was going to write, but my brain is just mush
  

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