From Twitter 01-22-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 12:35:38: @Mybookgoggles That when the zombie apocalypse comes, you'll do better than most?
  
• 12:36:17: @Scarimonious Finally! Someone else will share my Human Centipede pain!
  
• 13:48:00: My toaster is causing repeated power cuts! Is this the dawn of the robot uprising?
  
• 13:50:00: I told Kyle no good would come of building Skynet in the living room
  
• 14:39:38: @Scarimonious I am with you in spirit, my friend
  
• 14:48:36: @Scarimonious The girls in THC clearly never watched any horror films. They do everything wrong!
  
• 14:58:10: @Scarimonious BUT WHERE DID HE GET THE JAPANESE GUY FROM??!!
  
• 15:02:01: @Scarimonious And he's such a normal-acting guy, that the Japanese guy trusted him instinctively despite not understanding German.
  
• 15:27:58: @Scarimonious Don't criticise the doctor! He loved his 3-hund! I bet the 3-hund figured out how to fetch a paper
  
• 15:38:45: @Scarimonious If only he had friends, he could call them and invite them over to see!
  
• 15:44:22: @Scarimonious Aw, but it doesn't know any party tricks yet. All it can do is cry and bite. I bet 3-hund never bit guests
  
• 15:51:37: @Scarimonious Poor, beloved 3-hund. I miss him *sob*
  
• 16:05:41: @Scarimonious Someone will find Heiter's drawings and say, "he had good ideas but he just wasn't ambitious enough!"
  
• 16:08:49: @Scarimonious Right? I bet there's a Bring Back 3-Hund page somewhere
  
• 16:12:01: @Scarimonious I think Michael Bay should direct the sequel. Then we'd have mad science AND explosions!
  
• 16:20:51: @Scarimonious A robot clone of 3-hund! It would fetch so many papers
  
• 16:30:41: @Scarimonious And Dr Heiter watches from a scenic vantage point, nods once, and looks away into the distance. SCENE
  
• 16:37:18: @Scarimonious He should have known no mere human centipede could replace it
  
• 16:45:12: @Scarimonious They should make Lassie, but with 3-Hund. All dog films should now feature a 3-Hund
  
• 19:39:25: Fizzy wine: chavvy or chic? I can't decide but I do know it makes me drunker
  
• 19:40:14: Drunker than regular wine, I mean, although it does also make me just drunker. Not that I am drunk
  
• 19:48:56: @shewolfmanc I'm listening to Louis Armstrong. I think that pushes me towards chic
  
• 22:08:22: @Scarimonious I've switched to vodka so I feel communist instead of chavvy. There may be cocktails in the mix too
  

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