One Hot Mess

So I've been washing my face with honey this week. I know! I would never have thought of it if Stacia Kane hadn't tweeted a link to Crunchy Betty's website. Now I'm obsessed. Seriously! My skin is already so much better than it was on Monday. I haven't had to use any mosturizer or other skin products, and my skin is all soft and healthy-looking. I've just been doing it in the mornings so far, as you're not supposed to use it on dirty/made-up skin. I don't wear much make-up, but I prefer to take it off with a cleansing wipe, so. I'm considering picking up some baking soda, as you can use that with honey as make-up remover. I'm spending way too much time on the Crunchy Betty site now. I'm getting a real interest in the whole sustainable living/natural beauty stuff, and her articles are just right for me - simple, inexpensive, and involving a minimum of effort. So yeah! I absolutely recommend washing your face with honey. I've struggled for years to find the right combination of goopy products to keep my skin looking nice and healthy, and all I had to do was slather myself in honey.

In other news, like all the best people this week, I have made myself a squid!



His name is Squamous and he just escaped a killer whale, apparently. Good for him!

In other other news, The Human Centipede 2 has had it's UK ban rescinded. It'll be classified as an 18 after 2 minutes and 37 seconds of cuts. I'm really enjoying the review that claims it's ban would have saved UK viewers from "a shockingly boring film" and that "nobody outside of a world-class psychiatrist could explain what Human Centipede 2 is." Of course, I am reserving judgement until I've seen it (our friend James is over in the UK at the end of October and we've decided since we watched the original with him last year, we should save the sequel for him too. Because we care), but based on the reviews I've read, it seems like the problems of the original are still present here: namely, all Tom Six has is his central concept and he lacks the balls to actually deliver the grossness and ick factor he purports to be presenting. We shall see.

THIS POST IS TOTALLY WORTHY OF CAPSLOCKS!

Seriously! chaostheory and I just finished watching Mega Shark v Giant Octopus and this is the film I have waited all my life for. Really. Yes, it's crap. The acting is terrible, the effects are awful, and the plot is nonexistant. But who cares? It has a megalodon in it! And it fights Cthulhu a giant octopus! After they've been frozen in ice! Because apparently the Ice Age happened in a split second while they were mid-fight. Just. Like. That.

And the shark eats a plane! A plane! And the Golden Gate Bridge! And, like, a submarine and a couple of war ships. AWESOME!

Equally as hilarious were the trailers for other films from the company: The Terminators and Transmorphers: The Fall of Man. They were both all like, "holy shit, robots! From the future and/or space! What do we do?!"





Ahahahaha, there are no words. No words.