Mullered

[naomi_jay]

I have just arrived at work to find my yogurt exploded inside my bag. Now my entire bag and its contents, including my Acer, smell like cherry and black chocolate yogurt. I suppose there are worse things it could smell of, but the real diaster is that I had to throw out my hairbrush. I'll be stuck with unbrushed hair until late this evening. Made Of Fail.

ETA: And a cup of hot chocolate just exploded all over me too. EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING TODAY! OVER ME AND MY BELONGINGS! WHY?

Comments

[david-bridger.livejournal.com]

Stop making the universe explode! :D

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

If I could harness this power and use it for good, I would. Sadly, it seems intent on doing harm. Messy, yogurty, chocolatey harm.

[sanguinepen.livejournal.com]

Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go straight to jail.... Go home and crawl back into bed.

Edit - and dear god please tell me you don't work with nuclear power....

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

Luckily for everyone around me, no. But working with plain paper is proving dangerous enough...

[thewrywriter.livejournal.com]

It's that delightful magnetic personality, you must be sending out just the right vibes...kinda like a microwave? lol

Hope life ain't too messy for you, for too long, Hon!

Otherwise, how's things with you? Long time no hear. :)

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

Not too bad at all, apart from the mess I'm creating at work! Signed the contract for my first professional sale last week, which was a buzz! How are you?

[thewrywriter.livejournal.com]

Doing very well, myself, thanks. Tho could do without the biting cold, up here at the moment. Ah well, it is Winter.

And, of course, congrats to you on the pro sale. That's excellent news. Hope it's still giving you a buzz! We all need one of those every now and then.

[pubd2b.livejournal.com]

um. your yogurt sounds most delicious. i would love the name of this yogurt manufacturer so i can get me some.

you are exploding over the universe because you have such a magnetic personality, natch.

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

It was a Muller limited edition dark chocolate and black cherry yogurt. And luckily I have another one in the fridge to try and eat tomorrow!