From Twitter 05-14-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 09:52:09: Sorry, but if you're going to fill my tweet stream with "pimp me to your friends," "follow me!" and "I need X more followers!"....
  
• 09:52:33: ...Well, then I'm going to unfollow you. Nothing personal. I'm not here to see people cyber-collect friends
  
• 10:04:56: @Mybookgoggles @MarkRHunter All I know is, Twitter is not a competition, kids
  
• 10:07:27: Okay, my self-pubbed sales since Easter stand at a mighty one book. I'm seriously considering yanking Night and Chaos and submitting it...
  
• 10:07:52: ... to an epublisher. Just running around checking who accepts previously self-published stuff
  
• 10:08:46: I do like being able to set prices at whatever I want, because ebooks can get stupidly expensive. But if nobody's buying, there's no benefit
  
• 10:09:56: And it doesn't give me much incentive to write the rest of the trilogy. On the other hand, I'm not guaranteed better sales by epubbing
  
• 10:10:58: But I'll be honest, so far the negatives of indie publishing outweigh the positives for me
  
• 10:12:27: I think I'll wait and see how Wild does before making a final decision. And now to suffer from hayfever all day
  
• 10:19:40: I think I just got hit by a cunning plan
  
• 10:23:46: @Scarimonious You could fax yourself there?
  
• 10:27:26: @Scarimonious Well then, dammit, make him come to you! You can write his travel off as a business expense
  
• 10:27:52: @Scarimonious If you have a home office, you will instantly become a business mogul
  
• 10:34:03: @Scarimonious And withdraw his colour photocopier privileges
  
• 11:17:57: RT @wtfbrain: I hope this is the first step to a Space Kraken! Squid go into space – for the sake of humanity. http://t.co/IvjtJbu
  
• 11:18:18: @wtfbrain That news makes me happy! Yet fearful for our race...
  
• 11:57:13: Erm, hello, sudden influx of new followers...
  
• 12:03:13: RT @QuixoticKatie: Author Spotlight with Naomi Clark http://nblo.gs/hQOG8
  
• 13:03:39: Today is bad. I hope it feels bad
  
• 13:05:17: I must have had about eleven hours sleep. I shouldn't feel this tired again already, right?
  
• 13:06:17: Doing the washing up was clearly a step too far
  
• 13:59:13: I need food. Who will bring me some?
  
• 14:57:30: Oh, it's unsolicited advice day again! Time to pull the plug on all social media outlets and go back to living in a cave without internet
  
• 15:20:19: RT @rabidreads: ARC #Review: Wild by Naomi Clark http://goo.gl/fb/llc2k #urbanfantasy #naomiclark #werewolves #threestars
  
• 17:15:26: Having one of those "everything I write is crap" days. Would kill for chocolate
  
• 17:53:15: OMG. Less than five minutes into A Serbian Film and I'm already scarred for life
  
• 20:23:22: A Serbian Film makes The Human Centipede look like Care Bears the movie. I feel like I should be arrested for watching it
  
• 20:25:53: I'm going to watch Eurovision. If anyone asks, I never saw A Serbian Film and I'll never discuss it
  
• 20:29:48: @Scarimonious I'm not saying this in a reverse psychology way, but don't watch it. I felt physically ill throughout and after
  
• 20:37:09: @Scarimonious If I could choose between never having seen it and forgetting all my loved ones, I'd take never having seen it every time
  
• 20:41:29: @wtfbrain I think the Swedish boy was specially picked to appeal to Twilight fans
  
• 20:48:16: What are you doing, Greece? I don't want to watch your dance
  
• 20:59:40: @Scarimonious EXACTLY! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
  
• 21:30:32: @Scarimonious No. I would actively support the banning of this film coz nobody needs to see it. It ... it's changed me
  
• 21:32:51: @Skarrah @Scarimonious Myself and my menfolk are all genuinely disturbed. I might have to sleep with my light on
  
• 21:36:08: I want to eat a giant cheesecake. I think I deserve that
  
• 21:38:58: @Scarimonious I'm debating watching all the Saw films as light relief
  
• 21:46:35: @wtfbrain I have no idea, but I passionately wish it hadn't. It's made me pro-censorship
  
• 21:49:29: You know what? I'm just going to hate Serbia's entry just on principle
  
• 21:52:13: @wtfbrain Serbia has bad associations for me right now *shudder*
  
• 21:55:38: @wtfbrain Lol, it actually did help! My house needs a big injection of sugar and light right now!
  
• 21:57:12: Wow, Georgia. I ... wow. I...I liked your dress?
  
• 22:00:58: I love the French guy. He looks like a Disney prince
  
• 22:04:06: RT @ToastMaster: Shit, they should have got the two silent members of Blue to make potato prints #eurovision
  
• 22:07:01: Vote Moldova! Those hats were awesome
  
• 22:09:13: We all like Hungary a lot, it transpires
  
• 22:23:45: Master of Numbers and Data! What a guy
  
• 22:30:21: Everyone loves Stereo Mike!
  
• 22:38:22: @Scarimonious But Moldova had the hats!
  
• 22:43:32: Lol, the UK clearly aren't taking Eurovision seriously at all. I'm so proud
  
• 22:47:58: "We are like the America of Europe." - Kyle is not taking the UK's Eurovision loss well
  
• 22:52:45: We've decided to go on holiday to wherever wins Eurovision next year.
  
• 23:08:51: Looks like we're off to Azerbaijan next year! I would have preferred Moldova...
  
• 23:15:19: Ooh, look at Italy sneaking up there!
  
• 23:22:04: So I'm off to Azerbaijan next year, apparently. Anyone know anything about Azerbaijan?
  

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