From Twitter 05-04-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 08:31:00: Just seen a woman wipe her hands on the walls in Costa Coffee. She saw me see and looked rightly ashamed
  
• 15:57:46: Why am I getting junk emails offering me 24/7 horoscopes? Surely my world isn't likely to change that often?
  
• 15:58:01: Besides, I write horoscopes. If I wanted one, I'd write my own and make sure it was awesome.
  
• 16:05:09: Look at all these anagrams of my name! http://tinyurl.com/5uyfu72
  I might change my name officially to Manical Loan Jerk
  
• 16:05:43: No! I'm going to be Areal Ninja Mock!
  
• 16:26:05: @porksmith looks pretty foxy in his new user pic, I must say
  
• 17:06:29: RT @leatherzebra: OMG *headdesk* Writers!! It is THROUGH not THRU. Seriously, you are writing a book, not a McBook.
  
• 17:09:04: @leatherzebra I need to know what you're reading. Your tweets on it are cracking me up!
  
• 18:35:08: @boogybunny I love him already! You had me at octopus
  
• 18:36:44: So are we done with the old "May the fourth..." thing now? It's all I've seen on Twitter and Facebook all day
  
• 21:39:00: @yolandasfetsos Me too #amediting. It's the gift that keeps on giving...
  
• 21:42:32: I have the Mario Brothers theme stuck in my head. I'm not impressed
  
• 21:47:35: @Skarrah I'm desperately trying to track down Mario Bros rap songs now. I can't stop myself
  
• 21:49:35: I'm so annoyed that I can't find a video of MC Mario's Mario Rap from the Mario Bros film that had Dennis Hopper in it. MARIO!!!!
  
• 21:53:55: Kyle is now going out of his way to inflict irritating music videos on me
  
• 21:55:20: Oh, if you could see what was happening in my living room right now. It involves Japanese music and man dancing
  
• 21:56:05: @aniaahlborn I hurt from laughing
  
• 21:58:23: @Scarimonious Oh. Wow.
  
• 21:59:37: @aniaahlborn Lol, I've just been told I might come home tomorrow to find men dancing to this stuff in their underpants
  
• 22:08:21: @Scarimonious Aw, the menfolk are playing Amnesia now :( Although that promises it's own kind of hilarity because they're both terrified
  
• 22:15:32: A book being "fun to read" doesn't mean it shouldn't also be well-written, coherent, and logical to follow.
  
• 22:16:32: People who think "fun" doesn't have to be high quality are not demanding enough from their reading material
  
• 22:17:35: @K8JohnsonAuthor Definitely! It should be everyone's aim
  
• 22:32:52: Been agonizing over the placement of a comma for ten minutes. Must be bed time
  

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