From Twitter 04-29-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 10:21:58: Sigh. I've been talked into going to a Royal Wedding party today. I'm not going to add to the ludicrous amount of tweeting about it though
  
• 10:22:14: Instead I will tweet only about sharks and cake for the whole day
  
• 10:23:51: The dwarf shark is as small as your hand, while the whale shark can be as large as a school bus #sharksandcake
  
• 10:25:03: During the first Olympic Games, athletes were given cheesecakes #sharksandcakes
  
• 10:30:39: @Alex_Beecroft My mum made a shark cake for my brother's birthday a few years ago #sharksandcake
  
• 10:31:30: @Scarimonious I think Megashark should be invited to the next Olympic games and given a giant cheesecake
  
• 10:33:32: Shark cakes! http://tinyurl.com/658vwae #sharksandcake
  
• 10:36:08: Sharks can have up to 100 babies at a time. Then they abandon them immediately. That's my idea of proactive parenting #sharksandcake
  
• 10:38:39: @Scarimonious I'm all on board for a movie monster Olympics. Godzilla would be in the boxing, obviously
  
• 10:54:48: The word "cake" is of Viking origin, from the Old Norse kaka and denotes a baked flour confection sweetened with sugar or honey
  
• 14:44:33: We've headed to Parker's Piece for drinks. Town is dead! You can't all still be watching the wedding?
  
• 14:58:18: @Scarimonious *clink* To sharks and cake!
  
• 20:14:48: I've gained about a stone in pasta and alcohol
  
• 20:47:14: @Scarimonious @Skarrah I have birthday cake in the fridge but I'm not sure I can handle it
  
• 22:09:29: @Scarimonious @Skarrah I think cake is probably the solution to all problems. I am drunk though so I could be wrong?
  
• 22:30:47: @Skarrah @Scarimonious Huzzahs! Sadly I let Kyle eat the last of my cake in a moment of wine-induced generosity
  

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