From Twitter 04-23-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 00:52:46: Just finished watching The Nines. I ... don't get it
  
• 08:23:34: RT @leatherzebra: A Vampire Time Line aka why LKH is wrong about "inventing the genre" http://bit.ly/f4EGgw thanks to @Dhympna & @Saraph ...
  
• 11:10:26: @Scarimonious I'm pretty sure all her arguments can be refuted by saying "Dracula, Ruthven, Carmilla," seven times and spinning around
  
• 11:11:40: Hmm, 136 emails since Thursday. Many of them encouraging me to take out life insurance. Is 28 really that old after all?
  
• 11:33:55: @Scarimonious And if LKH read a lot of high fantasy (as Nightseer would imply), she probably ran across a lot of vampire-like beings there
  
• 11:43:31: I've wrestled my inbox down to something more manageable and eaten an easter egg. A productive morning!
  
• 12:35:24: The Duke Nukem Forever trailer is insane. I think I went blind.
  
• 12:41:20: I want a new user pic for LJ and I've got a really specific idea for what I want... which means I will never find it
  
• 13:04:00: Why do emails from Amazon make Hotmail crash? Or is it just me this happens to?
  
• 13:25:48: @wtfbrain Thank you! ^_^ Technically I was born at 2.30pm on 22nd, so it's still my birthday for another hour or so
  
• 13:49:21: It's nearly 2pm. I guess I should have a shower and get dressed or something
  
• 15:26:28: @JHSked Ooh, espresso martinis are a thing of beauty! Chilli chocolate martinis are just as awesome if you can find one!
  
• 15:47:17: Kyle has gone out to socialise with real people. I'm staying home to write, edit, and watch cookery shows. Everyone wins!
  
• 19:16:26: I wish the media would stop telling me how excited I am about the Royal Wedding. I'm really not
  
• 19:26:15: @Scarimonious Exactly! I don't need to know the name of her hairdresser, or what people think Diana might think if she was alive
  
• 19:32:17: @KimberBaby Thanks! :) Yeah, we've had the Royal Wedding shoved down our throats for what feels like forever. I'm over it!
  
• 20:53:51: http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/naturalharvest I'm sharing this because I really don't want to be alone in my confusion and revulsion
  
• 20:53:58: Don't thank me. Seriously.
  
• 20:56:45: @mikodragonfly @statomatty I want to stop reading, but I can't!
  
• 20:59:33: @Scarimonious Go with my blessing, friend
  
• 21:20:45: Someone has emailed me to ask why my blog's tagline is "100% Medically Accurate." I might send them a copy of The Human Centipede
  
• 21:23:54: @Scarimonious I dunno... At least breast milk is, you know, for consuming. Semen omelettes is just wacky
  
• 21:24:14: @Scarimonious Although I wouldn't eat breast milk ice cream either, given the choice
  
• 21:24:30: @Scarimonious This issue is complex and has many facets to consider!
  
• 21:35:05: @Scarimonious I've come to the conclusion that I wouldn't eat a sperm omelette, but the idea of a man jacking off into a frying pan is great
  
• 21:35:23: @Scarimonious Vagina pancakes just confuse me
  
• 21:35:54: I hope my dad isn't reading my Twitter stream tonight
  
• 21:42:33: @Scarimonious I'm firmly of the opinion that cooking should not involve body parts unless it's in a hilarious manner, like Sweeney Todd
  
• 21:44:07: @cherose228 Like eggs, apparently
  
• 21:44:48: In real news, I'm about half way through my final check of WILD. Stopping for the night because I can't concentrate with all this sperm talk
  
• 21:47:06: @Scarimonious Cannibal! The Musical is hard scientific proof of this
  
• 21:47:54: @wtfbrain @Scarimonious Sir, it's too good at least!
  
• 21:52:21: @shewolfmanc Once the initial revulsion is gone, you'll mostly just be bemused
  

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