From Twitter 04-20-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 07:30:53: RT @aniaahlborn: Attention: Skynet became self-aware at 8:11 PM today. Within 48 hours, it will launch a nuclear attack against humanity ...
  
• 07:31:44: RT @OfficialSkynet: Hello
  
• 07:50:07: So far, no robot uprising in Cambridge. Can't help but feel a bit cheated, actually. Now I have to go to work
  
• 09:15:46: @Scarimonious Do you think Skynet is responsible? Is this the first wave?
  
• 09:23:22: @Scarimonious And then we all live happily ever after?
  
• 10:45:56: #Skynet has clearly checked out Twitter and Facebook and decided to wait until we wipe ourselves out
  
• 10:46:29: Whatever, as long as no self-aware computers ruin my birthday, I'm cool with it #Skynet
  
• 10:57:57: @Scarimonious If by self-aware, you mean "capable of baking a delicious cake and making cocktails," then yes. Definitely.
  
• 11:40:49: I've sent this guy ten emails asking the same question. Each time he emails me back with the answer to a totally different question
  
• 11:41:20: I don't know how to make my question any more obvious without becoming insulting
  
• 13:47:32: @boogybunny Someone in Poland.
  
• 14:38:33: Computer virus! Why! I never had any problems with computer viruses before this job!
  
• 15:31:49: I have a working computer. It's not mine, but it works. *clings to internet*
  
• 15:34:26: And because I have the internet, I can show @Scarimonious giant dino-spiders! http://tinyurl.com/3tcslj2
  
• 16:33:18: RT @sarahdiemer: A sneak peek at THE DARK WIFE has been released--you can now download the prologue and first chapter~ http://muserising ...
  
• 16:51:42: I can't believe Rebecca Black is getting death threats. C'mon people, really!
  
• 20:54:41: Look, I love Dragonball Z this much, but that theme song? It's loathsome. What was wrong with the old music?
  
• 20:55:20: The old music was like being inside a raver's head. I liked it
  
• 21:14:57: I have cider sauce in my hair :(
  

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