From Twitter 04-15-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 07:40:22: RT @Marquitz: Enter my Skulls giveaway and win a signed copy of my YA Horror book, Skulls, and a $20 Amazon gift card. http://tmarquitz. ...
  
• 07:46:01: Because of my shoe crisis yesterday, today I'm wearing flats that make my feet bleed. Did not think it through
  
• 07:47:05: This wouldn't be an issue if I could wear Converse to work. Or worked from home. Or didn't have to work at all
  
• 08:41:29: @Scarimonious I guess we have to give back our girl cards until we've watched enough historical sex to qualify again
  
• 11:33:27: I have solved my shoe problem by cutting the backs of these shoes so they don't rub my feet and make them bleed.
  
• 11:33:53: I'm sure this will lead to other problems when the shoes fall apart, but I can't bring myself to care too much
  
• 14:26:06: Because my hair smells like pina colada, I'm can pretend I'm on a tropical beach with a cocktail instead of in a cold office without one
  
• 15:06:39: To complete the pretense that I'm in a tropical paradise, I bought a Bounty bar. I'm now totally tropical
  
• 15:42:05: @boogybunny Nah, it's a good thing.
  
• 15:42:29: @shewolfmanc I did use mango and coconut shower gel today. What am I missing for Lilt?
  
• 15:43:43: Wikipedia tells me only Lilt Zero is still in production, and that's pineapple and grapefruit flavoured. I guess I can't be totally tropical
  
• 15:55:11: Hahaha, I'm on TV! Just a minor cameo, mind, at about the 15 min mark http://tinyurl.com/6zhccrm
  
• 15:55:26: Look how amazing my hair is :( I might have to give in and dye it dark again
  
• 15:56:09: (Oh, that's me in the yellow t-shirt and black cardigan thing, pointing randomly)
  
• 15:57:46: @unamccormack Now I've finished my Bounty, I fear I am just marginally tropical
  
• 15:59:43: @sarahdiemer Lol, I look surprised to see film cameras, but I hide it well!
  
• 16:21:31: If I start dyeing my hair again, I need to spend a fortune in doing the roots all the time. But I do miss dark hair
  
• 16:22:03: I have this debate with myself every six months or so and I'm determined to just go grey gracefully this time ... probably
  
• 16:27:24: @KimberBaby I'm blonde now, with about six inches of grey roots, but weirdly there appear to be some darker strands in there again
  
• 16:27:40: @KimberBaby Sometimes I'm tempted to shave my head and see what grows back
  
• 16:41:05: @KimberBaby I beat you! Started going grey at 13 and I'm 27. And yeah, I'm with a bald guy too. He says I'm not allowed to shave my head
  
• 16:49:29: The joy of finishing work at 4.30 is somewhat diluted by having to wait until 5 for a bus
  
• 18:06:49: We're hosting a D&D night tonight, it turns out. I'm a little bit scared
  
• 18:15:36: @Scarimonious I think they'll roll for it
  
• 18:20:49: @shewolfmanc It just means you can't be totally tropical. You can still be somewhat tropical
  
• 18:28:39: @Scarimonious One of the games has kneepads of allure!
  
• 18:41:43: If you know Eezer, he's a real crowd pleaser
  
• 18:48:56: Neighbour Cat has popped in for a visit! Think he smelt the snakes' mice defrosting http://t.co/sEBQYkL
  
• 19:00:34: @aniaahlborn It's definitely not just you. I refuse to participate in it
  
• 19:19:11: RT @AndrewWK: PARTY TIP: It's time to finally drink a lot of your own blood, and then to walk into a toy store without wearing a hat.
  
• 19:25:16: @Alex_Beecroft It's shaping up to be an epic night!
  
• 20:24:50: I have acquired Easter eggs!
  
• 20:48:32: And now my Easter egg is gone. I suppose I should write now #amwriting #almost
  
• 20:55:49: Neighbour Cat has gone, but he has left behind enough cat hairs to ensure I will be suffering an allergy attack all night
  
• 21:45:58: I await your car so they don't have so pretty. And he smelt the info about drunk hobos biting people Just. — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
  
• 21:46:30: Based on this programme, I tweet about hobos and hallucinogenics a lot
  
• 21:47:26: I'm a four course meal last night. STFU body, you think I'm in the pretense that you, Xzibit? — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
  

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