How to Survive the Inevitable Zombie Invasion

[naomi_jay]

Here at Casa de Nome, I like to educate as well as entertain. (I think I may have used that as an opening line for a blog elsewhere. No matter, it's still true.) And given that last night I started writing my post-apocalyptic-angel-demon-smackdown-masterpiece-now-featuring-ZOMBIES!, my mind has turned to zombies. As it often does.

Let's face it; the zombie apocalypse is inevitable. It's only a matter of time before the walking dead begin to infiltrate our lives, our homes and probably our places of work too. And we need to be prepared. I found this article, which serves as a handy beginner's guide, but I have some extra tips which you should read before the undead start to rise.

1. Ignore the article's advise about guns. You're going to run out of bullets long before you run out of zombies. Chainsaws and axes are the way forward.

2. Bikes beat cars. Seriously. Your car is going to run out of petrol in a really scary, inconvenient location, leaving you trapped in a metal coffin surrounded by hungry zombies. YOUR CAR IS A DEATH TRAP. Take your bike instead when fleeing the zombie hoardes.

3. Some zombies really just want lattes.

4. Team up with some generic teenagers. Preferably, a goth chick, a football player, a nerdy virgin and a slutty sherif's daughter. They will all be killed before you.

Stay tuned for more!

Comments

[antonstrout.livejournal.com]

see, I'm gonna have to still go with shotguns here, because if I've learned anything from video games, it's that boxes of shotgun shells are lying EVERYWHERE during the coming zombie apocalyse. Or at least if I break some crates I will find them...

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

Really, in my experience the shotgun shells only show up when I actually need a medicare kit.

[chaostheory.livejournal.com]

3. Some zombies really just want lattes.

Latte Zombie is my hero!

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

He's everyone's hero!

Or should be.