From Twitter 03-23-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 09:03:01: There's nothing worse than your mp3 player's battery dying in the middle of the Monster Mash
  
• 09:43:36: Argh! I was so busy being excited about Ket this morning, I forgot my access card for work! Can't get into the office
  
• 09:48:14: Rescued by the receptionist! Huzzahs all round
  
• 11:20:52: Looking around the writer community this morning, I think I had a lucky escape, all things considered. Cryptic tweet is cryptic, I know
  
• 12:03:56: @AlexF1sh3r Half of that account is yours to do with as you will, I say!
  
• 12:13:59: @AlexF1sh3r Hmmm... Early Christmas present? Early birthday present? Late Valentine's present?
  
• 12:33:01: I wish spammers would stop tweeting at me to go see the King's Speech. I'm a grown woman! I can make my own film choices!
  
• 12:33:21: And unless there's a whole bunch of explosions and sharks in the King's Speech I didn't hear about, I don't think it's my kind of film
  
• 12:41:56: @Scarimonious Me too! Maybe we should pitch it to him. Or to Asylum. One day they will make one of my suggestions into a film, I'm sure
  
• 12:44:50: Oh, just a reminder that Novel Addiction are running a giveaway for NIGHT AND CHAOS! http://tinyurl.com/68fa8ol That concludes my spam
  
• 12:48:31: @Scarimonious Do you think we could get on board as shark extras?
  
• 13:33:09: I guess I'm not done spamming today. Want to see Ethan swear at a reporter? Check out Greg Chapman's blog! http://tinyurl.com/6dng6hb
  
• 13:41:59: @cherose228 The party don't start til he walks in...
  
• 13:53:31: @cherose228 Nah. I have a limited cinema budget, I'd rather see something I know I'll enjoy than risk something I probably won't!
  
• 14:08:18: @cherose228 There's really nothing on I want to see right now. I'll probably spend the money on books instead!
  
• 14:22:59: @JHSked Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it :)
  
• 16:00:15: @caitkitt Has this person ever met a teen reader? Or a teen anything?
  
• 16:05:43: @caitkitt All the Goths I knew at school were too busy fighting over who liked Kurt Cobain the best to read anything
  
• 16:10:50: @caitkitt We only had one proper Goth. He used his "occult understanding" to seduce girls. I didn't meet any fun Goths until university
  
• 16:23:18: FYI, I am going to get annoyed if you leave snotty, deliberately ignorant comments on my blog about things I consider important
  
• 16:34:49: @leatherzebra I have a sneaking suspicion I've read that, or something very much like it
  
• 16:43:30: @Scarimonious I'm going to assume it is. I wanted to swear a lot more but I thought it might devalue my response
  
• 16:52:10: @Scarimonious I think I may finally have become an adult!
  
• 17:15:37: @smythwood It's okay. I still love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
  
• 17:27:24: Is it possible to like cartoons from the late 80s and early 90s too much?
  
• 17:31:58: @shewolfmanc That's good. I fear going through life being misunderstood because of my love for Bucky O'Hare
  
• 17:33:20: @smythwood Is that a possibility? I think Bucky O'Hare would make a fun date.
  
• 17:37:30: @smythwood They'll just be jealous that I'm going where no ordinary rabbit would dare
  
• 18:06:16: Worse than your mp3 player dying halfway through the Monster Mash - forgetting to recharge the battery for the journey home
  
• 18:48:44: @AndyOnTheWold Dogtanian was never one of my favourites. Can I dress up as She-Ra instead?
  
• 19:32:38: Apparently Ket nearly took Kyle's hand off when he fed him earlier. Probably the first decent meal he's had in six months!
  
• 19:39:34: @yolandasfetsos Thank you! I still can't quite believe it to be honest
  
• 21:42:57: Tweaking the blurb for Wild. I hope it doesn't take me as long to write as the book did...
  
• 21:44:02: I suppose I could start by opening the right document
  
• 21:46:31: And while I struggle with technology, here's an interview with me over at Read My Mind http://tinyurl.com/4h38zhp
  
• 21:51:36: I actually don't hate the blurb for Wild, but I also don't think it's awesome enough. I need to add in a shark or cake
  
• 22:00:07: @leatherzebra Uh-oh. I'd recommend stopping now before the damage is permanent
  
• 22:05:30: @leatherzebra From memory, and for me, it gets worse. But I've worked hard to distance myself from those memories...
  
• 22:28:00: @Chick_Witch No idea! My best guess is somewhere in the kitchen, but who knows how far he's been!
  
• 22:32:53: @Chick_Witch At least he didn't bring a ton of dirty laundry back with him!
  
• 22:40:46: @xianyi OMG. I think I might be a punkigothi
  

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