From Twitter 03-09-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 08:09:11: RT @Rich_Fulcher: "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land".....I love serial killer ...
  
• 08:11:18: I dreamed I was in a Gordon Ramsey restaurant with @porksmith and a cocker spaniel. That must mean something fun, right?
  
• 08:24:29: @smythwood I remember throwing a plate at Gordon Ramsey, so I'm guessing there was no dessert
  
• 10:16:03: Bought something I thought was yogurt for breakfast. Turned out to be a rudimentary lemon cheesecake. Cheesecake is breakfast food, right?
  
• 10:33:29: @AcidAmoeba Fab! Chocolate gateau tomorrow morning for all!
  
• 10:34:34: @JMNights It was good. I feel like I need to eat nothing but fruit for the rest of the day to atone though!
  
• 12:03:35: @smythwood Gasp! This is what my dream meant! And my parents have a cocker spaniel! It's all making sense now
  
• 12:11:11: @Skarrah Unexpected cheesecake is awesome whatever the time of day!
  
• 12:11:39: Apparently Arnie's been offered a role in a Predator remake. Wait... Wasn't that Predators? And wasn't it hugely disappointing?
  
• 13:00:31: Experiencing office politics. It gives me a sad
  
• 13:34:41: @caseyparry I'm responding by smiling blankly every time the subject arises. Hopefully they'll think I'm stupid and give up
  
• 13:40:47: @KimberBaby It really does. I've just left a job that was non-stop office politics and it drove me insane
  
• 13:46:50: In other news, I think I have a plot for my nandi bear story, beyond just "I totally should write about a nandi bear!"
  
• 13:48:19: My plot has room for a renegade cryptozoologist!
  
• 13:56:04: @Scarimonious The other renegade cryptozoologists kicked him out of their secret treehouse club for his radical paper on the vegetable lamb
  
• 14:00:16: @Scarimonious He still knows the secret password and has access to the coffee club fund so one day...
  
• 14:59:11: @Alex_Beecroft Pictures or it didn't happen!
  
• 15:03:15: Apparently I look pale today. Must need more cheesecake
  
• 15:03:52: Or possibly more make-up
  
• 15:13:43: @shewolfmanc It would bring a whole new meaning to "caked-on make-up."
  
• 15:19:21: @Chick_Witch Lol, I have a terrible habit of blushing whenever people to talk to me, so I'm never going to be pale and interesting. Just red
  
• 16:52:57: I'm so unused to being praised at work that I become a gibbering wreck when it happens.
  
• 16:56:37: @rachelkvincent The Italian Shifters covers are beautiful! Makes me wish I could read Italian just to have them on my shelves
  
• 17:03:28: @Alex_Beecroft That's what happens when I eat sugar after lunch! (Although giving up snacks for Lent, so should resume human form shortly)
  
• 17:18:06: Possible Tomb Raider reboot possibly with Oliva Wilde or Megan Fox? Yes please! #girlcrush
  
• 17:26:33: @janjonesauthor It's what happens when I'm overcome with emotion
  
• 17:26:58: @Scarimonious I would be right next to you doing the same thing.
  
• 17:51:36: Free tip to indie authors: when using the Amazon forums, please don't post a massive excerpt of your story there
  
• 17:52:22: I'm not entirely convinced of the effectiveness of self-promoting on the forums to begin with, but that's just not going to help you
  
• 17:54:30: RT @Scarimonious: http://bit.ly/fhBWRf HP Lovecraft's first day as a substitute teacher at Arkham Junior High School.
  
• 17:54:43: @Scarimonious This is relevant to my interests!
  
• 18:08:16: @Scarimonious I want to specialize in Eldritch Lore Studies and Gibbous Moon Mathematics
  
• 20:57:45: Watching V season two. Jack is a terrible resistance member
  
• 21:28:17: @Scarimonious Don't cry! I shall uphold the right of all Anti-Nanoers to defy ... anything they don't like, really
  
• 21:46:16: @Scarimonious I'd hate anyone to feel obliged to write if they can't for whatever reason. Not fun
  
• 21:46:48: Oded Fehr s in V! Why wasn't I informed earlier?
  
• 21:54:36: Getting no writing done tonight because of this http://aliceandkev.wordpress.com/
  
• 22:13:28: @Laura_Bickle Lol, I do that! If I've been snack-free all day, I feel I deserve a reward of chocolate in the evening
  
• 22:20:30: Seriously. I've written eleven words tonight and it's not even a complete sentence. Must resist Sims 3 blog...
  
• 22:23:19: And the "i" key on my laptop is dying
  
• 22:41:33: @shewolfmanc You should sit in the dark listening to music by guys in skinny jeans and ties! That'll show him
  
• 22:42:56: Okay, I finished reading http://aliceandkev.wordpress.com/ and also wrote a whole paragraph. Not my most productive evening
  
• 22:44:43: @shewolfmanc Maybe you could write some poetry about how nobody understands you?
  
• 22:49:01: @shewolfmanc Dude. Owls are, like, mystic and stuff. Probably eldritch too
  
• 22:51:16: @shewolfmanc It's all that hanging around in the dark
  
• 23:15:29: Three attempts to spell "definitely" and then I had to use the spellcheck. Time for bed!
  

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