From Twitter 02-17-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 10:41:22: Being stuck in a lift with a heavy smoker will never be enjoyable
  
• 10:48:22: @smythwood Eek! That's very true! I will comfort myself with that fact next time it happens
  
• 11:07:26: @smythwood You know, it may just happen...
  
• 11:09:06: Okay people, I'm not going to bang on about it, but NIGHT AND CHAOS is down to $1.14 http://tiny.cc/r7jz7
  
• 11:09:52: And I don't plan to raise or lower the price any more, so it may well stay at $1.14 forever, in case you feel like spreading the word ^_^
  
• 11:10:04: That's the shameless self-promotion done for the day!
  
• 12:02:04: RT @AnneLyle: Celebrating my first year as a published writer with a free short story - Hopeful Monsters: A Darwinian Fairytale http://b ...
  
• 13:45:02: I learn so much about Annalynne McCord via my "Naomi Clark" Google alert. More, for example, than I want to know
  
• 15:43:09: "In an effort to safeguard the future of more than 1,500 varieties of potatoes, samples are being sent to an Arctic "doomsday vault"
  
• 15:43:38: That last tweet is apropos of nothing, but it really makes me laugh. We have a doomsday vault and all we can think to put in it is potatoes?
  
• 16:00:57: @Chick_Witch I second this motion! We can add in Jordan and the whole Kardashian family for good measure
  
• 18:18:54: Guy behind me on the bus is sighing and swearing to himself incessantly. Is it rude to tell him to shut up?
  
• 18:22:59: Now he's whistling. I'm sure this kind of thing is bad bus etiquette
  
• 19:55:54: @khristallmytea bought me coconut ice back from the seaside! ^_^
  
• 20:30:02: #amediting and eating coconut ice. Life is good
  
• 21:00:55: There are no archetypal werewolves. Vampires have Dracula. Who do werewolves have? Lawrence Talbot?
  
• 21:01:16: I'm sure Kit Whitfield blogged about this once... I can't remember what conclusions she drew
  
• 21:05:16: @AndreaBlythe When asked to name famous werewolves, I always think of the 1930s Wolfman first...
  
• 21:05:42: @AndreaBlythe ... But is he to werewolf literature and fiction what Dracula is to vampire literature and fiction?
  
• 21:23:31: @Scarimonious Romance is only having one wife locked up in the attic
  
• 21:30:54: @Scarimonious Mr Rochester = Bluebeard?
  
• 21:39:11: @Scarimonious Oh yeah. And you know, if he killed all his previous girlfriends, there's no competition for his manly affections
  
• 21:59:32: @Scarimonious I'd like to see Rochester and Edward have a creepy lover face-off
  
• 22:02:37: @Scarimonious They were made for each other! Bella and Jane can compare notes on how not special they are, really
  
• 22:51:15: Anyone want a free Ethan Banning short story? I have one! http://tinyurl.com/66glnc4
  
• 23:48:33: RT @shewolfmanc: Necrophilia or bestiality? #threewordmovies #twilight
  

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