From Twitter 08-03-2010

[naomi_jay]

• 09:00:47: Why don't supermarkets sell natural yogurt in packs of four like they do every other kind of yogurt? Curse you, Mr Tesco!
  
• 10:55:13: @DavidBridger Take them down, David!
  
• 13:06:03: Wrote 1300 words on Blood Hunt during my lunch break, which leaves only 200 words to hit my daily goal. Huzzahs!
  
• 13:30:41: Anyone know if the French police use batons? Or some kind of night-stick type weapon?
  
• 15:15:26: @ktabic The ones in Paris? As long as I can use the word "baton" without being a liar, I'm cool
  
• 15:57:15: @thetheoryof Make a pie chart to assess the best Optimus Prime ... um ... options
  
• 16:42:41: Too many retweets! Not enough actual comments from people I'm actually following! *drowns*
  
• 17:01:31: @mikodragonfly Lol, no. There was just suddenly an influx of retweets about breastfeeding and I was all... WTF?
  
• 17:12:48: @mikodragonfly Yeah, I was somewhat taken aback...
  
• 18:06:16: @doombreed Oh god, my unhappy brain! *abandons Twitter*
  
• 18:28:59: Iodine deficiency is called cretinism! Science!
  
• 21:30:46: Just watched Mirrors. Keifer Sutherland is a crazy man
  
• 21:33:05: @Scarimonious I love that after putting a gun to her head and threatening her, he asks her if she's cool with the whole plan. Too late!
  
• 21:37:06: Now watching Teeth. Ten minutes in: Worst. Film. About. Vagina. Dentata. Ever!
  
• 21:37:30: @Scarimonious And don't have small boys because they are always creepy and invite evil into the house
  
• 21:42:14: @Scarimonious Or mirrors. Or visit mental institutions or monasteries (which are inexplicably populated by nuns instead of monks)
  
• 21:42:32: @Scarimonious I guess just avoid horror movie scenarios in real life were possible
  
• 21:47:37: @Scarimonious ARE YOU WATCHING ME FROM THE FUTURE AND THROUGH A MIRROR?
  
• 21:50:44: @Scarimonious I might have to go and lay down now
  
• 21:55:40: @Scarimonious Roger that, Future Self. Just tell me - tomorrow, do I burn down my place of work?
  
• 21:55:59: @doombreed Probably best to put it out of your mind forever like I'm trying to
  
• 22:00:49: @Scarimonious Sweet! I'll take that
  

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