From Twitter 07-18-2010

[naomi_jay]

• 09:16:53: I am thinking up horrible things to do to my characters #willbewritingsoon
  
• 09:18:42: Also daydreaming about Ayla and Shannon's first meeting at a gay club in Newcastle. Shannon was dressed as a fairy
  
• 09:31:21: @RichHL That sums up the lead character of Demonised perfectly!
  
• 10:09:07: Oh hello, hayfever. Where have you been all summer?
  
• 13:06:34: Apparently there's cannibalism in this episode of Most Haunted. Would love to see a ghost chow down on Derek Acorah, the big fakey faker
  
• 13:09:46: Aha, the old "eat the kids, live forever" routine. I did that in Afterlife, and nobody's made a TV show about me yet
  
• 13:58:39: Is it breaking some UF code to have characters not interested in bondage and S&M?
  
• 14:09:13: @Scarimonious Ayla has just debunked the D/s myth about werewolves, whilst wandering around a sex shop
  
• 14:09:53: @Scarimonious I've noticed on documentaries that you rarely see wolves handcuffing and flogging each other
  
• 14:23:42: @Scarimonious Like that time Jane Goodall found the gorillas practising tantric sex?
  
• 14:24:17: @caseyparry People might not be able to buy into the werewolves if they're not chaining each other to their beds every night...
  
• 14:31:17: @LABurtonhorror They say a change is as good as a rest... Good luck with the Hunt Saga!
  
• 15:54:03: According to my junk mail, I deserve to pay more for HDTV. What did I ever do to HDTV?
  
• 17:16:13: 40 more words and I'm stopping for the day to read Unholy Magic. Why can't I think of 40 more words?!
  
• 21:01:09: Bolt has surpassed Finding Nemo in the aww factor. I may even have shed a tear...
  
• 21:30:32: @wtfbrain It makes me want to kidnap the neighbour's jack russell, in a loving way
  
• 22:38:46: @wtfbrain I'll have to grab a copy. I've heard lots of good things about it, and I do enjoy a good heart-warming
  

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