From Twitter 06-27-2010

[naomi_jay]

• 08:37:11: The strange cat we fed cheese last week has found his way into the house and is on the bed. This confirms that all cats have several...
  
• 08:38:10: ... families. Except Fergus, who hates people too much to be bothered with another family
  
• 10:22:02: @cherose228 And of course, that cats don't have owners, they have staff
  
• 13:11:03: @TezMillerOz He only comes for cheese, and as soon as he's had any/realises he won't get any, he leave
  
• 13:11:17: http://upstartcrowliterary.com/blog/?p=1527 Very interesting article for writers
  
• 13:11:27: I need to cut my nails; typing is getting tricky
  
• 13:57:00: #amwriting a short story about vampires in Tudor England. This is surely a slippery slope
  
• 14:04:28: @Scarimonious More to do with the Sekrit Projekt, but the research is helping
  
• 15:17:32: So glad someone else is here to watch the football with Kyle. I don't have to feign interest now
  
• 15:20:15: Ha! The psychic octopus was right!
  
• 15:37:23: Tudor vampire thing finished. Much shouting ensues, but I suspect that's more to do with football than my creative achievements
  
• 15:38:10: I think I've gone partially deaf
  
• 15:40:07: @TrishaTelep You can't fight fate, Trisha. Paul the Psychic Octopus predicted doom!
  
• 15:43:41: @TrishaTelep And serve him up with bratwurst?
  
• 15:45:23: @TrishaTelep That's a bbq I want to be part of!
  
• 16:11:08: This match is making the internet so angry! *cries*
  
• 16:14:04: I can't take it anymore; I'm going to read about the various interpretations of Little Red Riding Hood instead
  
• 16:17:36: @Scarimonious People are blaming the octopus! He's a misunderstood freak, and should join the X Men
  
• 16:24:50: Bow down to Paul the Psychic Octopus's power!
  
• 16:34:38: So... anyone for tennis?
  
• 16:39:50: @Scarimonious Let's ask Paul the Psychic Octopus what he thinks we should do!
  
• 17:03:51: Well, since everyone's in pain anyway, I'm going to read some more Bullet
  
• 17:04:28: And five seconds of reading later, Anita doesn't understand something. Shock!
  
• 17:05:45: Either she's the dumbest woman on the planet or she has Aspergers, I'm not sure which
  
• 17:07:00: And Richard has officially been replaced with a podperson
  
• 17:11:48: @Scarimonious There's so much "as you know, Bob" dialogue it's almost a parody of itself
  
• 17:12:41: Nearly thirty-year-old women saying "I so don't want to eat" does not convince me of their maturity
  
• 17:13:49: Especially when said woman has had it reiterated to her hundreds of times that not eating = everyone metaphysically linked to her dies!
  
• 17:14:05: Maybe that's Anita's secret plan? She wants to kill her harem and not eating is the easiest way?
  
• 17:17:38: Micah goes on business trips? Micah has a job?
  
• 17:23:30: Lost track of the number of times Anita has said "I don't understand" or "what does that mean?" in the past two chapters alone
  
• 17:26:42: Using the word "sweet" four times in two sentences is at least three times too many
  
• 17:28:37: The whole Nicky the werelion thing is just creepy
  
• 19:37:24: Too hot to even go blargh...
  
• 22:09:36: Watching Bad Boys 2. Don't know if I can cope with Will Smith swearing. It's ... changed me
  

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