So, we're living in the future right?

[naomi_jay]

Then why is life still so inconvenient?

Why do we still have weather? All Cobra Commander ever tried to do was build a weather dominator - maybe if GI JOE had helped instead of constantly blowing it up, we would have an actual weather dominator in real life now, and we could all talk about something different in the UK.* I love Cobra Commander.

Why can't we choose to write off bad days and get recompensed for them? Time-wise or financially, I don't mind which. But I'd quite like to be able to say "this day is bad and it should feel bad" and get some kind of compensation for my stress, wasted time, bad mood, or whatever.

Why isn't everything made of chrome yet? I keep bringing this up and nobody's doing anything about it. How are we supposed to know we're living in the future if nothing is made of chrome?

Where's the telepathy? My job would be so much easier if we all had telepathy.

*I'm well aware that none of that made sense, but I stand by it nonetheless.

Comments

[out-totheblack.livejournal.com]

And if convenience stores really wanted to be convenient, they'd deliver.

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

And where the hell is my robot slave?

[out-totheblack.livejournal.com]

I want my VR room. Star Trek: TNG lied to us.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

Teleports and lightsabers, I tell you. My life would be so much better with these things.

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

And disintegration rays!

[cherith.livejournal.com]

All I really want in this future is a teleporter. Seriously.

[out-totheblack.livejournal.com]

Yes, that would be nice.

[yolandasfetsos.livejournal.com]

Yes! And where are the robots and flying cars? I've been waiting for these to be integrated into society since I was a kid. Don't even get me started on the holidays to the Moon and Mars. ;)

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

Holidays to the Moon? Hell, we were supposed to be living on the Moon!