Transmission fluid? Where have I been?

[naomi_jay]

 So the lovely and fabulous madlee276  came to stay with us on Wednesday, and a good time was had by all! We were supposed to be going to a Matt Berry gig on Thursday, but he cancelled it (again) and so we compensated by watching lots of Dungeons and Dragons, Robot Chicken, and The Tudors. And eating chocolate pots. Ah... Sadly she left yesterday, leaving me with no choice but to make more chocolate pots and watch terrible, yet wonderful, creature feature films all night. Films like Deep Rising, which possibly has the best ending evah.

Anyway. It's only ten days til we get the keys for our new place, so today there's going to be some serious house-moving prep going down. Namely, the garden. Seriously, you guys. Our garden is currently similar to this:

 

 There are things living in it. In order to have a shot at getting our deposit back, we need it to look like this:

 

So, yeah, I'm wishing myself good luck with that. I'd prefer simply to burn it all and sow it with salt, but apparently that's not allowed.

 

 

 

Comments

[skarrah.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. Good luck with that! Lol.

Also, chocolate pots... don't exactly know what they are, but they sound good. :)

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

Chocolate pots = dark chocolate melted into double cream and chilled for a few hours. OMG... delicious!

[skarrah.livejournal.com]

Yum!

[dwg.livejournal.com]

You can always try to explain that it's survival of the fittest in your yard. Anything that survives in there deserves to live, it's earned that. Or plead Raptors.

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

The lawnmower broke down halfway round the garden. I choose to interpret this as a sign that Mother Nature wants a wild, unkempt garden.