From Twitter 05-24-2010

• 07:06:00: Oh God, everyone please stop talking about Lost! I haven't seen any of season six yet!
  
• 10:24:53: Is today over yet? No? Now? No? Then can I just write it off and go home anyway?
  
• 10:46:33: If I make it to the end of the day without saying something incredibly rude and angry to someone who doesn't deserve it, it's a miracle
  
• 13:18:25: Ah, conference from hell has begun, I can calm down now...
  
• 13:18:34: Nobody is going to get shouted at!
  
• 13:32:34: @Scarimonious And burning everything to the ground!
  
• 13:48:07: @Scarimonious Yep, get the new place on Wednesday. Then I can curl up in my new cave and rock back and forth in peace
  
• 15:07:33: @Cherithe I listen to Rammstein on the way to work to gear myself up for the day, lol
  
• 17:04:09: How can I politely tell the touchy-feely temp to stop being touchy-feely and invading my personal space? It creeps me out
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

So, we're living in the future right?

Then why is life still so inconvenient?

Why do we still have weather? All Cobra Commander ever tried to do was build a weather dominator - maybe if GI JOE had helped instead of constantly blowing it up, we would have an actual weather dominator in real life now, and we could all talk about something different in the UK.* I love Cobra Commander.

Why can't we choose to write off bad days and get recompensed for them? Time-wise or financially, I don't mind which. But I'd quite like to be able to say "this day is bad and it should feel bad" and get some kind of compensation for my stress, wasted time, bad mood, or whatever.

Why isn't everything made of chrome yet? I keep bringing this up and nobody's doing anything about it. How are we supposed to know we're living in the future if nothing is made of chrome?

Where's the telepathy? My job would be so much easier if we all had telepathy.

*I'm well aware that none of that made sense, but I stand by it nonetheless.