Guess where I got stung last night?

On the breast.

By a wasp.

That somehow got into my Disturbed hoodie without me noticing. I was all innocently walking to the Co-op when I felt the sting and assumed I'd (somehow?) got like a bit of plant down there or something, not an unreasonable assumption given that my back garden currently looks something like this:

 

So I reached down my top and yanked the offending thing out only to discover a crushed wasp in my hand, at which point I freaked out a bit and wondered if I should call chaostheory in case I went into anaphylactic shock or something.

I didn't (call her or go into shock) but I did spend the rest of the evening in serious pain and slathered in Sudocrem. When I woke up, the swelling had gone down and I felt fine until after I showered. Now I feel all achy and light-headed. I don't know if that's related to the sting or not because I've never been stung before. It could all be in my imagination?