Guest Blogger - Karina Fabian
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naomi_jayMy guest today is Karina Fabian, an author whose writing covers every subject from dragons to nuns in space. Which is awesome! Take it away, Karina!
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For my second DragonEye, PI, novel, I wanted to write a super-spy spoof. What's a super-spy thriller without exotic locations?
I knew for Live and Let Fly that Vern and Grace had to travel to some unusual places. After all, what self-respecting Evil Overlord puts his base of operations in, say Pueblo, Colorado? (My home town, so I can make comments, thank you.)
I have two EOs--one who does things evil and well and the other who's, well, a six-sigma flake with delusions of TQM Grandeur.
Six-Sigma, aka Ronald McThing, needed someplace fun, someplace unexpected, someplace...in Idaho! Yeah! Idaho! But not just anywhere in Idaho, oh, no! Somewhere small, out of the way and with a fun name. I searched the World's Atlas and came up with Arco. I loved it: the Evil Overlord from...Arco!
Arco turned out to be a great choice, for it not only offered some nice buttes where McThing could make his insidious complex and toy museum, but it's also the site of America's first nuclear reactor. Hey! Guess what you need to make your own Interdimensional Gap? A nuclear accident! And why waste good funding and spend all that time on paperwork for building something new when you can buy out the old one, hold secret experiments and "oopsie!"? (Please don’t e-mail me all the holes in that plan. It's McThing's strategy, not mine. He's also pathologically afraid of Smurfs.)
As it turned out, I didn't get to do as much in Arco as I'd intended. Everyone got far more violent than I expected and Vern was into shape for sight-seeing. However, I did get to mention the Arco Airport. McThing will fly out of there in his corporate jet. Of course, it was such a small airport, I didn't know if it could handle a corporate jet, and the FAA stats are just so much numbers to someone who doesn't even know how much her luggage weighs, much less a small jet. So I called the first number on the FAA site for Arco and got the chamber of commerce. When I explained the situation, the lady gave me the number...
...for the drug store!
"Talk to Steve. He's on the board and he can answer your questions," the lady assured me. He did, too, even setting me on the right track to find a jet. I settled on the Gulfstream 550 because it has the better range to take McThing to his boss, the Evil Overlord Frank Li in...
The Exotic Island of Bandar Baru!
If you go to your handy atlas, you will not find Bandar Baru in the index. I've made it up to avoid any international incidents. So how do you make up your own island?
Determine needs. I wanted a small island nation, homogeneous population, with a volcano and subsequent religion of volcano god worship, which makes it ripe for a Faerie demigod to come in and set up religious housekeeping. It also had to be a playground for the rich.
Determine location: If you pull up a map of the currents in the Indian Ocean, you'll see a nice dead zone along the Tropic of Capricorn. I thought that would help it stay off the main trade routes. I wanted to minimize the Western influence until very recently (air travel).
Determine history: I gave them a disaster, so the US and other nations could come help them and they'd then turn their economy into tourism, only have that ruined by a volcano that can't decide when to erupt. This, of course, revived the old religion of Apikema, the volcano god.
Determine details: Since I'm a seat-of-the-pants writer, I'll figure a lot of these out as I go, but I have found a couple of things useful: the Indonesian/English dictionary online lets me create a reasonable-sounding foreign language by playing with the actual words. (Bandar Baru means "new port," because there's nothing like the obvious to sound exotic.) I got names from the same source or the handy White Pages for Sumatra and Madagascar. I get a lot of names that by looking in foreign phone books, incidentally. For the rest, I pulled up some travel brochures of similar islands in the area, and relied on my own experience as a fabulous jet-setter. Hey! It's a fantasy, right.
Karina Fabian’s first novel, Magic, Mensa and Mayhem, was called "densely plotted with distinctly memorable characters and groan-worthy puns" by Publisher's Weekly. She's currently shopping around the second novel in the series. In the meantime, she writes short stories in this universe. Check them out at www.dragoneyepi.net. For more about Karina's other writing, go to www.fabianspace.com
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For a chance to win an AFTERLIFE Bag of Swag, don't forget to comment here or any other of my guest posts! Do it!
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For my second DragonEye, PI, novel, I wanted to write a super-spy spoof. What's a super-spy thriller without exotic locations?
I knew for Live and Let Fly that Vern and Grace had to travel to some unusual places. After all, what self-respecting Evil Overlord puts his base of operations in, say Pueblo, Colorado? (My home town, so I can make comments, thank you.)
I have two EOs--one who does things evil and well and the other who's, well, a six-sigma flake with delusions of TQM Grandeur.
Six-Sigma, aka Ronald McThing, needed someplace fun, someplace unexpected, someplace...in Idaho! Yeah! Idaho! But not just anywhere in Idaho, oh, no! Somewhere small, out of the way and with a fun name. I searched the World's Atlas and came up with Arco. I loved it: the Evil Overlord from...Arco!
Arco turned out to be a great choice, for it not only offered some nice buttes where McThing could make his insidious complex and toy museum, but it's also the site of America's first nuclear reactor. Hey! Guess what you need to make your own Interdimensional Gap? A nuclear accident! And why waste good funding and spend all that time on paperwork for building something new when you can buy out the old one, hold secret experiments and "oopsie!"? (Please don’t e-mail me all the holes in that plan. It's McThing's strategy, not mine. He's also pathologically afraid of Smurfs.)
As it turned out, I didn't get to do as much in Arco as I'd intended. Everyone got far more violent than I expected and Vern was into shape for sight-seeing. However, I did get to mention the Arco Airport. McThing will fly out of there in his corporate jet. Of course, it was such a small airport, I didn't know if it could handle a corporate jet, and the FAA stats are just so much numbers to someone who doesn't even know how much her luggage weighs, much less a small jet. So I called the first number on the FAA site for Arco and got the chamber of commerce. When I explained the situation, the lady gave me the number...
...for the drug store!
"Talk to Steve. He's on the board and he can answer your questions," the lady assured me. He did, too, even setting me on the right track to find a jet. I settled on the Gulfstream 550 because it has the better range to take McThing to his boss, the Evil Overlord Frank Li in...
The Exotic Island of Bandar Baru!
If you go to your handy atlas, you will not find Bandar Baru in the index. I've made it up to avoid any international incidents. So how do you make up your own island?
Determine needs. I wanted a small island nation, homogeneous population, with a volcano and subsequent religion of volcano god worship, which makes it ripe for a Faerie demigod to come in and set up religious housekeeping. It also had to be a playground for the rich.
Determine location: If you pull up a map of the currents in the Indian Ocean, you'll see a nice dead zone along the Tropic of Capricorn. I thought that would help it stay off the main trade routes. I wanted to minimize the Western influence until very recently (air travel).
Determine history: I gave them a disaster, so the US and other nations could come help them and they'd then turn their economy into tourism, only have that ruined by a volcano that can't decide when to erupt. This, of course, revived the old religion of Apikema, the volcano god.
Determine details: Since I'm a seat-of-the-pants writer, I'll figure a lot of these out as I go, but I have found a couple of things useful: the Indonesian/English dictionary online lets me create a reasonable-sounding foreign language by playing with the actual words. (Bandar Baru means "new port," because there's nothing like the obvious to sound exotic.) I got names from the same source or the handy White Pages for Sumatra and Madagascar. I get a lot of names that by looking in foreign phone books, incidentally. For the rest, I pulled up some travel brochures of similar islands in the area, and relied on my own experience as a fabulous jet-setter. Hey! It's a fantasy, right.
Karina Fabian’s first novel, Magic, Mensa and Mayhem, was called "densely plotted with distinctly memorable characters and groan-worthy puns" by Publisher's Weekly. She's currently shopping around the second novel in the series. In the meantime, she writes short stories in this universe. Check them out at www.dragoneyepi.net. For more about Karina's other writing, go to www.fabianspace.com
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For a chance to win an AFTERLIFE Bag of Swag, don't forget to comment here or any other of my guest posts! Do it!
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Karina
on 2009-12-14 04:58 pm (UTC)As always, I love to read your witty comments. Here's wishing you tons of success in 2010.
Lea Schizas
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on 2009-12-14 05:08 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-12-14 07:49 pm (UTC)