From Twitter 05-07-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 01:13:21: My house is hotter than hell. What's up with that, house?
  
• 07:55:39: Why am I awake? How can I stop this happening?
  
• 15:34:26: "Unhinging and delightful" - That's Ethan Banning! http://thepenmuse.net/archives/2864
  
• 15:48:48: @cherose228 Lol, can I use that as a tagline for the next novella? "Ethan Banning: approved by lesbians!"
  
• 15:49:06: @cherose228 I'm hot and tired but otherwise okay. How are you and WonderWife today?
  
• 15:53:18: @cherose228 Ugh, yeah, it's hayfever season here too. No respite when we live so near a country park!
  
• 15:56:37: @cherose228 Oh no! Local honey is supposed to help
  
• 15:59:46: @cherose228 Lol, I'm craving sorbet today. Seems like the only appropriate food for this muggy heat
  
• 16:05:31: @cherose228 Sounds tasty! I'd give it a try if the heat hadn't made me so lazy
  
• 16:29:16: I should be writing but I can't be bothered. It's not good writing weather
  
• 17:24:52: @boogybunny I'm not compatible with summer
  
• 19:04:42: Ket is my fiercest critic http://t.co/sZZU2DL
  
• 19:59:38: We're watching Unstoppable. It's basically the film version of that maths question: A train leaves the station at 3pm travelling at 300mph..
  
• 20:00:03: I ... I can't get excited about films about trains. Where are the mutant reptiles?!
  
• 20:01:04: The score tells me it's all very serious and dramatic, but I'm not interested in coupling links, you know?
  
• 20:04:16: @Scarimonious That would be so much more awesome that this. There's glue on the train, dammit! GLUE!!!
  
• 20:06:56: @wtfbrain Right! And Denzel Washington won't make it to his estranged daughter's birthday on time! The humanity
  
• 20:09:48: @wtfbrain The train is a metaphor for addiction and Denzel is a metaphor for parental neglect
  
• 20:12:03: @Skarrah All he's done so far is whine about Denzel pushing him around. He's not being very manly :(
  
• 20:14:00: @Skarrah I guess if you're into trains, it's probably a good film?
  
• 20:26:01: @Skarrah I wanted to rewatch Sharktopus, but nobody listened to me
  
• 20:27:47: Oooh, despite my lethargy, I've written about 1500 words today. Huzzahs! #amwriting
  
• 20:28:05: @Skarrah Feed the Trekkie within! It's the weekend!
  
• 20:29:25: They're going to run this bitch down! Hell yeah! I don't even know what's happening, but people sure are saying "bitch" a lot
  
• 20:34:42: So uh... they're going to stop the train by shooting it? Okay, good luck with that
  
• 20:34:59: @statomatty @Skarrah The night is young! There's still time for wordage
  
• 20:36:06: I can't believe firing shotguns at the train didn't stop it. Who'd have thought?
  
• 20:38:14: @box5angel Lol, yeah. A terrible movie
  
• 20:43:46: @Scarimonious I guess they needed bigger guns and Michael Bay
  
• 20:46:45: @box5angel Unstoppable. It's a disaster flick about runaway trains. It's ... um ... it's not great
  
• 20:49:25: @box5angel Yep! Have you seen it?
  
• 20:55:48: @box5angel Yeah, it says at the start it's inspired by true events.
  
• 21:01:21: And they all learned a valuable lesson
  
• 21:01:29: That was pants
  
• 21:23:03: Kyle described me as a "talented mother fucker" on Facebook last night whilst drunk. I guess it's a compliment?
  
• 21:27:58: @KimberBaby lol, I've never been described as a mother fucker before. It was sweet and strange
  

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