From Twitter 04-10-2011

[naomi_jay]

• 00:47:14: @yolandasfetsos It's very silly. Hits every possible cliche
  
• 01:23:51: RT @jane_l: Vamps are dead and Dystopian is in for YA fiction http://ind.pn/dVfVpZ
  
• 11:55:39: Okay, LJ, I get it. You hate me. That's fine. I'm not hurt.
  
• 11:56:33: On the other hand, Night and Chaos broke into Amazon UK's Top 100 on contemporary fantasy and paranormal fantasy over night
  
• 11:57:02: (This actually only translates to one sale, but I'm still disproportionately happy)
  
• 12:05:34: #samplesunday First chapter of WILD is up here! http://tinyurl.com/3z3g29f #urbanfantasy #paranormal #werewolves #ya
  
• 12:06:24: @JHSked Thanks! I'm reading WolfSong at the moment - love Amber!
  
• 12:11:30: Just cut 2k from a WIP *cries*
  
• 12:13:31: But in cutting this 2k, I am now able to include a line about drunk hobos biting people #amwriting
  
• 12:31:36: Working on The Necromancer's Apprentice again, but trying to give it a UF slant rather than PR. The lost 2k was all terrible sex #amwriting
  
• 12:31:49: I already like it more for cutting out the cheesy lovemaking
  
• 14:43:52: Kyle is making me watch Cube Zero. I'm preparing to hate it at least as much as I hate Cube
  
• 14:48:04: The only thing dumber than a giant killer rubix cube is attempting to give a giant killer rubix cube context
  
• 14:51:02: Is this set in the future? There's food capsules and dream recording technology
  
• 14:52:58: @wtfbrain @Scarimonious No! I've suffered enough!
  
• 14:55:06: @wtfbrain I really loathe the original. It's almost a phobia
  
• 15:00:06: Oh good, a hysterical bitchy woman. I bet she'll be a really sympathetic character to follow
  
• 15:00:48: Testing for traps with your boots is still not a good idea
  
• 15:02:37: Can't imagine the adverts for jobs in the Cube.
  
• 15:03:19: Wanted: Idiots willing to watch other idiots get sliced up without ever asking why it's happening. No benefits, no prospects, no vacation
  
• 15:09:22: I want the shrieky girl to die horribly. Soon
  
• 15:12:26: There are consent forms for the Cube?! Who would consent to going into the Cube?
  
• 15:14:00: @janjonesauthor It's too late. I've been sucked in by the sheer stupidity
  
• 15:19:24: Apparently if you escape the Cube, you end up in the world's most sadistic game of Master Mind
  
• 15:22:32: Wait... is this a Christian ambush film? Is that what this is about?
  
• 15:25:17: @Scarimonious I have no idea what's happening. This is definitely worse than Cube, and I don't say such things lightly
  
• 15:27:16: WHAT?
  
• 15:27:56: Some escapees from a bad steampunk story have arrived in the Cube with their bowler hats and silver-topped canes
  
• 15:28:08: Did we change channels when I wasn't looking?
  
• 15:33:38: Corpses make me think of food too, fiesty blonde character
  
• 15:39:50: Maybe it's supposed to be a black comedy? That would explain the steampunk guys in their suits with their glass eyes, I suppose
  
• 15:41:17: I don't know why I'm trying to make sense of this. It was clearly written by someone on hallucinogenics
  
• 15:44:39: It's like someone lost half the script, so they stole some whimsical Victorian gothic story to make up the pages
  
• 15:53:35: I can only assume whoever made this film hated the first one as much as I did, and this is their revenge
  
• 15:56:17: Every time I think this film can't get more ridiculous, it proves me wrong
  
• 15:58:32: I saw you there, plot hole
  
• 16:01:32: The Cube employs ninjas?
  
• 16:06:42: OMG WTF BBQ? O_O
  
• 16:08:00: Well. That was terrible.
  
• 20:23:00: Need a sci-fi film rec, stat! Help me, Twitter!
  
• 20:27:21: @Scarimonious The tagline for Cargo is "space is cold." Is this indicative of the quality of the script?
  
• 20:30:36: @Scarimonious Outlander looks promising. Ron Perlman makes things good!
  
• 20:33:34: IMDB, stop recommending me Nick Cage films! I will never forgive him for Ghost Rider and the Wicker Man, no matter how good 9mm was.
  
• 20:34:42: @Scarimonious I think I saw Mutant Chronicles. Or some of it. It's based on a game, right?
  
• 20:35:16: I kind of want to watch Doom just for the Rock.
  
• 20:37:01: Aw, I wish Real Steel was out already. "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."
  
• 20:37:11: Sounds hilarious!
  
• 21:00:08: Independence Day 2? Really, Hollywood? Do we need that?
  
• 21:00:44: I've been crippled by choice. We're going to watch X Files: I Want To Believe because otherwise I will spend all night on IMDB
  
• 21:13:11: Is that you, Xzibit? Are you going to pimp someone's ride? I hope so!
  
• 21:13:34: "We heard you like aliens, so we put an alien in your car so you can be probed while you're driving!"
  
• 21:29:03: It's really hard to accept Billy Connolly as a paedophile psychic. I keep expecting him to make jokes about wanking
  
• 21:34:13: @Scarimonious Right! I want him and Xzibit to go find some cars to pimp together
  
• 22:49:00: Of all the films I've watched today, X Files had the most two headed dogs in it
  
• 23:01:55: I assume Dr Heiter was heavily inspired by X Files 2, but decided to go one step further
  

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