From Twitter 11-09-2010

[naomi_jay]

• 08:11:07: RT @DamnationBooks: Damnation Books LLC buys Realms of Fantasy Magazine : http://wp.me/pXiHI-3i
  
• 09:17:49: Dear Universe, how did I end up working in an office, and how do I make it stop?
  
• 09:23:27: I'd much rather be a cryptozoologist, but they're not really in demand, are they?
  
• 10:29:42: @Chick_Witch I wonder what qualifications you need, or if you can just set yourself up as a cryptozoologist and start raving about unicorns?
  
• 14:05:11: RT @shewolfmanc: After I finish Breaking Dawn, I thought I'd read something with less paedophilia and objectification of young women. Go ...
  
• 14:19:21: I've decided my workplace really needs hammocks
  
• 14:46:45: @thetheoryof And ham shanks! Although I'm not sure what they actually are
  
• 16:47:33: Just had to lay some grammatical smackdown on my brother. He doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're." Disgrace!
  
• 16:48:28: @Scarimonious Do it! And then Anita can visit it and note that none of them as big as Micah's, and therefore not real penises at all
  
• 18:30:34: If you work with me every day, you really have no excuse for getting my name wrong
  
• 18:36:02: I'm not being bitchy, I just don't think "Naomi" is such a crazy name that you could consistently pronounce it. Am I wrong?
  
• 18:36:52: Oops, that's MISpronounce it... maybe I have just defeated my own case
  
• 18:41:09: @janjonesauthor "Niomi." Makes me cringe whenever I hear it!
  
• 18:45:25: @janjonesauthor Nope, from Yorkshire!
  
• 22:35:44: My God. Getting Dagon to eat is a Hurculean task. Now I know how mum felt when we wouldn't eat our vegetables
  
• 22:36:20: Apparently no mouse is as fascinating as my dressing gown sleeve
  
• 22:38:31: @kazmahoney Hey, you have a desk - you're one step ahead of me!
  
• 22:46:25: @kazmahoney Desk, dining table, sofa... all just words! It's the act if writing there that counts :)
  

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