Dear Gyrokinetic-Space Plasma Professors

[naomi_jay]

I've had to update your schedule of events for the month three times in the past week. Please pick a programme and stick to it, because data entry makes me sad.

Thanks,
Nome

PS - Is it okay if I pretend that all your seminars are about space lasers and aliens? Because that's what I'm assuming and it eases the pain of constantly updating your reams and reams of planned seminars. Thanks.

PPS - What is space plasma anyway? I'm imagining blood, but in space. I assume that's wrong.