This novella is a mathematical impossibility!

[naomi_jay]

 How can something be 101% done? It can't! In other words, despite my best efforts, Demonised is still not finished. I'm now giving myself until Friday, because I really am thisclose to the end. Ethan has met the bad guy, he's in the bad guy's lair. His trusty canine companion is there. The sidekick is on her way. Everything is set up for a Dramatic Confrontation. But look, there's this documentary on about teenagers who are addicted to porn* and it's pretty hilarious, so...

 

30187 / 30000 words. 101% done!

*Experts are disturbed to find teenage boys watch porn online! ISN'T ANYONE THINKING OF THE CHILDREN!?