From Twitter 05-23-2010

[naomi_jay]

• 09:24:07: @yolandasfetsos Thanks! I'm very much looking forward to being fully moved in...
  
• 09:47:40: I'm hungry but I suspect there's nothing breakfasty in the house. Curses.
  
• 11:51:28: Writing commences. Ethan's eyeing up pills and alcohol. Oh dear...
  
• 11:55:10: I'm going to buy so many freaking books when I get paid
  
• 13:09:37: Just submitted a story to this anthology - http://www.pillhillpress.com/fem-fangs.html
  
• 13:10:02: It may be a bit masochistic, but part of me really likes having stuff out on submission. Makes me feel like I've been productive!
  
• 17:42:56: @Scarimonious Same as how, in The Harlequin, there's a very noticeable lack of Harlequin?
  
• 17:46:08: @Scarimonious I see a pattern forming here... I recall a lack of dancing in Danse Macabre now I think about it
  
• 17:52:43: @Scarimonious I'm reading The Harlequin at the moment. I'm shocked at how vacuous it is, and then I remember Danse Macabre...
  
• 17:57:39: @Scarimonious I can pretty much guarantee you that whatever your idea is, it's nothing remotely like what happens in the Harlequin
  
• 18:01:28: @Scarimonious Nah, no worries. I've been reading it all day and I can barely recall anything about it now I've stopped.
  
• 18:03:35: @Scarimonious She has to test her understanding regularly, or it goes away
  
• 18:10:54: @Scarimonious And while Anita's distracted by smoke and mirrors, JC and Asher sneak off to a motel somewhere!
  
• 18:19:14: @Scarimonious Yes! Because she's too busy testing her understanding like so much meat spilling like candy pulsing on her tongue like food
  
• 18:39:00: @Scarimonious And she screams around them and something metaphysical happens and she's queen of the werefrogs!
  
• 18:47:01: @Scarimonious But her inner gold tiger races down her metaphysical corridor and the beasts move inside her like velvet inside her skin, woe!
  
• 21:00:52: The Harlequin is possibly the silliest book I've read since Key to Redemption. I do not say that lightly
  
• 21:17:11: @leatherzebra sadly Twitter doesn't offer enough characters for me to snark like the book deserves!
  
• 21:18:14: @leatherzebra let's summarise as: what a dreary, lifeless, unerotic waste of a fairly decent concept
  
• 21:44:34: @leatherzebra and that is where the snark will go!
  
• 21:45:30: @yolandasfetsos Laurell K Hamilton. Used to be a real favourite of mine, but the books have gone way downhill!
  
• 21:50:53: @yolandasfetsos You made the right choice! They've gotten shockingly bad. I can hardly believe it's the same series
  
• 22:09:17: @leatherzebra oh cool, that would be great! I'll put something together for you :)
  
• 22:10:00: @yolandasfetsos same here! Thank god there are so many other brilliant authors in the genre
  

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