From Twitter 04-30-2010

[naomi_jay]

• 08:42:01: @TrishaTelep My grandad favours the phrase "with foal."
  
• 08:42:32: Really not enjoying you so far, Friday. Please don't make me empty any more stinky, overflowing, spider-ridden bins again today, okay?
  
• 09:34:01: @etaknosnhoj Holly used to be like that at the vet's. On one memorable occasion she climbed up on my mum's shoulders to get away
  
• 09:59:19: @thomasemson Thanks for the #ff!
  
• 10:08:47: @etaknosnhoj Our cat is always suspiciously well behaved at the vet. He just sits there looking smug while they coo over how big he is
  
• 10:13:52: @etaknosnhoj Fergus is too hairy, dribbly, and overweight to be beautiful to anyone but me! He makes up for it by being a savage killer
  
• 10:31:21: Really stupidly happy about the three-day weekend! I can finally get back to work on Demonised, my Ethan novella
  
• 10:31:35: Haven't worked on it since March... I think I left him surrounded by strippers
  
• 11:39:35: @Scarimonious Especially an ever-so-slightly sleazy PI hero
  
• 11:40:00: Want to write something for this anthology http://www.pillhillpress.com/monster-mash.html
  
• 11:40:21: Sounds like a good enough excuse to listen to the Misfits version of Monster Mash and write about zombies, anyway
  
• 11:44:01: @Scarimonious Exactly. A man can't be fussy. If male strippers are what's on offer, so be it.
  
• 11:46:03: @yolandasfetsos They actually have a few things open I'd like to write for... if I had the time!
  
• 11:48:32: @Scarimonious As long as everyone ends the night naked and covered in baby lotion, it was a good night
  
• 13:10:32: @ObsidianInk I want to! I just need to think of a brillaint idea first, lol
  
• 14:16:24: @janjonesauthor That is not out of the realm of possibility for my hapless PI
  
• 14:22:46: The coffee machine tells me my choice of raspberry tea is "healthy, tasty, and virtuous." Not sure virtue is what I want from a hot beverage
  
• 14:43:51: @Scarimonious Exactly. I should have put a shot of vodka in it
  
• 16:19:56: @TezMillerOz He's a farmer. To him, we're all animals.
  
• 20:14:28: Oh, chocolate chip cookies, you torment me so...
  
• 22:13:50: Really want to write a YA novel about Satanism in the suburbs with crazy occultists and hot psychics
  
• 22:20:46: @RichHL then I will write it with all my might!
  

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