From Twitter 04-09-2010

[naomi_jay]

• 08:39:51: Friday! I love you, Friday
  
• 10:15:14: Oh Twitter, I know I'm not supposed to be writing this weekend, but I WANT to!
  
• 10:19:31: @Scarimonious Can't do. Writing by hand is even worse for my arm than typing. *cries* My pain is epic and arty!
  
• 10:26:27: @Scarimonious I really do. My world domination plans can't come to fruitition fast enough
  
• 11:56:55: @TezMillerOz My right arm. Left hand is useable, so far!
  
• 13:24:35: Am I right in thinking there really aren't too many books out there with female vampires as main characters?
  
• 13:28:50: I know there are some, but mostly it seems like male vampires are more common
  
• 13:32:58: @dbridger Very droll!
  
• 13:47:16: @Scarimonious Or can she?
  
• 13:51:00: @Scarimonious Maybe that would teach him to stick with his own species! Yeah!
  
• 13:54:46: @etaknosnhoj Yeah, I'd quite like to see a few less maudlin alpha male vampires and a few more fiesty lady vamps
  
• 14:04:54: @emmaslaysvamps Dammit! Couldn't you leave a few alive to satisfy my sudden inexplicable curiosity?
  
• 14:05:24: @Scarimonious And she'll slap him across the head with a wet dishcloth and tell him he should have just married that nice Dawson girl
  
• 14:08:06: @Scarimonious And suddenly realises a nice werewolf girl isn't what he wants at all!
  
• 14:14:07: @Scarimonious And that she gets to plan a wedding!
  
• 14:18:45: @Scarimonious It's the best wedding evah! The DJ plays everyone's favourite songs and nobody gets drunk and hooks up with a bridesmaid
  
• 14:35:42: @Scarimonious Aww. I want to read this story! I'm already in love with the werewolf boys and their cub.
  
• 14:42:07: @Scarimonious Aww! And they would have family outings to museums and stuff so bub would grow up educated and interested in the world
  
• 14:48:58: @Scarimonious I feel a werewolf family saga coming on...
  
• 14:56:26: @Scarimonious I know! I want to go play with Bub
  
• 15:11:11: @Scarimonious And they always spoil him rotten!
  
• 15:19:33: @Scarimonious His parents are always horrified when he comes home from the vampires' because he's turned into a sugar-crazed terror
  
• 15:25:49: Moving on, apparently it's a felony to kill Bigfoot in Skamania County, Washington
  
• 16:28:55: Ah... "that" colleague has gone home. Suddenly all is well in the office
  
• 16:32:09: I can read about Bigfoot in peace again!
  

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