Post-Rapture Round-Up

So it looks like we're all still here! Either there was no Rapture, or there was and nobody got saved. In either scenario, I guess we can just carry on as normal.

 

Well, here's ten reasons why the Rapture didn't happen, for those who are confused. And here's what to do if you were expecting it and are now panicked because you sold your house and gave all your money to a mad old man.

 

Apparently many people are perplexed to find themselves here instead of in Heaven. On the other hand, Harold Camping hasn't been seen since yesterday, so maybe he got Raptured and the rest of us didn't?

 

And if you were hoping to be Raptured and now fear the inevitable mockery you will receive (if not personally, then surely via the internet), here's a simple argument with which to refute the mockery. Some people may even buy into it.

 

And finally...

 

Is it too soon? It feels too soon, but I can't resist this picture.