It's my birthday in April and I want a cake like this:

I know it's really early, but I figure the earlier I put my cake request out there, the more time people have to make it for me, okay?
In actual news, I'm writing a new horoscope column for QueeredFiction -
Curious After Dark. This is addition to, but different from the column I write for the
Cambridge Explorer, and I think it's going to be a lot of fun, and it gives me a monthly Tarot workout, since I don't do as much reading as I used to.
Oh, and also,
Static Movement have lifted the max word count limit on several of their anthologies. I keep thinking I want to write something for their Fountain of Youth anthology because I love the cover, but I've yet to have any amazing ideas.
Anyway, that's me.