From Twitter 11-13-2010

• 11:29:09: Anti-Nano check-in (a day late due to my grievous, grievous injuries)
  
• 11:29:48: Lack of other options has me watching last week's X Factor. Dear God, they all sound terrible!
  
• 11:31:58: They're so terrible it's making my fingers go numb
  
• 11:32:44: Actually, that's probably a serious problem - I really will go to the doctor about my arms if this is still happening next week
  
• 12:19:59: Written 500 words and knocked Night and Chaos up to 25k. Now I'm taking my book to read in the bath. I heart Saturdays
  
• 14:19:04: @TezMillerOz I've seen it! Been racking my brains for inspiration for months, but nothing has come through yet, sadly
  
• 14:41:47: Dagon keeps poking his head out of his hide to watch me, then ducking back in when I catch him at it
  
• 14:44:19: I've got him out to discuss this invasive behaviour
  
• 14:50:08: http://twitpic.com/36gry3
  
• 14:51:12: Lol, Dagon just crawled over my phone and created a Tweet
  
• 14:59:54: Dagon does not understand modern technology http://twitpic.com/36guva
  
• 15:01:44: Anyway. I've put him back to bed so I can continue with the important business of making dark chocolate and mint mousse. So damn important!
  
• 15:27:12: @Scarimonious Kittens like this one? http://tinyurl.com/35dprem
  
• 15:40:52: @Scarimonious OMG, kitten and sweeties! But I raise you this! http://tinyurl.com/3y4m23a
  
• 15:46:52: @Scarimonious But can the cute puppy beat tiger-monkey hugs? http://tinyurl.com/2wj6bep
  
• 15:53:33: @Scarimonious Tiger cubs make everything better
  
• 15:55:54: @Scarimonious But possibly my final vote goes to the cute cheetah cub http://tinyurl.com/3y6cc56
  
• 16:07:35: @Scarimonious Think your baby elephant would go for a game with my baby polar bear? http://tinyurl.com/34rrefj
  
• 16:15:06: @Scarimonious Aw, right :( Maybe we can find a psychic cuttlefish to replace him?
  
• 16:23:17: @Scarimonious Or a Dinosaur Comics cuttlefish http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=493
  
• 16:31:11: @Scarimonious No! I cannot accept this!
  
• 16:35:51: @Scarimonious I love the t-rex's expression. He's horrified by what science has made of him
  
• 17:33:08: Things looked up for Night and Chaos today: maps of London, the insides of a computer, and Jamaican brown fish stew
  
• 17:42:33: Why am I only now hearing about hazelnut Baileys?
  
• 17:55:25: @janjonesauthor I feel I've already lost out on potential drinking time!
  
• 18:01:26: @Chick_Witch But it's Baileys! Surely that means it's automatically delicious? Especially blended with vanilla ice cream?
  
• 21:18:14: My dark chocolate mint mousse has been declared delicious. Huzzahs!
  
• 21:20:00: Now to watch Wrestlemaniac, a film about an insane murderous Mexican wrestler, apparently. I'm expecting terrible, terrible things
  
• 21:22:56: Yeah, so the 'heroes' of this film are in Mexico to make porn. They're all utterly unbearable so I pretty much want them to die
  
• 21:24:03: I like horror films where the main characters are, you know, sympathetic and likeable. Characters I want to see triumph over evil
  
• 21:25:04: Oh, and in Mexico, if you gouge a man's eyes out, they just give you your own township rather than lock away in prison or whatever
  
• 21:26:33: The twatty heroes have decided to make their porn film in said eye-gouger's town. Smart move, dingbats
  
• 21:28:06: @Scarimonious That's what his mum always said. "You know your problem, Jason Vorhees? You're not ambitious!"
  
• 21:30:30: Did you know being of Mexican descent gives you an intimate geographical knowledge of the country, even if you've never been there before?
  
• 21:36:54: Oh no, the making of porn has disturbed something evil in this creepy abandoned town!
  
• 21:39:32: @wtfbrain At the moment it's just nebulous creak windchimes evil. The worst kind of evil!
  
• 21:40:13: @wtfbrain But one of the porn girls has run off alone to pike so eye-gouging seems inevitable
  
• 21:41:06: @wtfbrain Ooh, now she cut her foot! And there's rustling in the grass!
  
• 21:42:46: Aw, the porn director really wanted to be the next Scorsese but it didn't work out for him. I guess porn is the next best thing
  
• 21:43:31: @wtfbrain We now have evil shadows! And someone stole their weed!
  
• 21:46:06: The stoner is dead! Dude, sex and drugs in horror films never lead anywhere good
  
• 21:47:36: I really want the mad wrestler to kill his victims with wrestling moves, but so far he seems to favour throttling
  
• 21:49:57: It's night time in creepy abandoned town! What better time to wander around in your hot pants?
  
• 21:52:54: And we have our first eye-gouging! In fact, an entire face-gouging! That's what Mexican wrestlers do when they win fights, you know
  
• 21:55:19: @wtfbrain Right! Those wacky faceless luche libres
  
• 21:56:49: Oh, the porn director's getting his face bashed in. Maybe now he's regretting all those racists remarks he made earlier?
  
• 21:57:54: And there goes his face. I had no idea faces came off so easily
  
• 22:00:15: @wtfbrain Yes! Let's form it right now
  
• 22:01:48: Wow, El Maskerado killed the whole town! But he follows the rules of wrestling, so I guess he can be beaten via count-out?
  
• 22:02:50: I'd love this film to end with a Royal Rumble with all the wannabe porn stars and El Maskerado
  
• 22:04:58: @wtfbrain With Rey Mysterio as the guest referee!
  
• 22:08:30: Oh good, they have a plan! It involves de-masking the homicidal insane wrestler, forcing him to.admit defeat. Sounds foolproof!
  
• 22:10:08: Wow, that's a lot of faces on the wall you've got there, El Maskerado
  
• 22:11:42: @wtfbrain One can never have too many faces, I suppose
  
• 22:12:18: Can you believe it? The plan failed! Miserably
  
• 22:13:46: Ha, but El Maskerado is using actual wrestling moves to kill people now, so that's one thing
  
• 22:15:46: We're down to our last porn star by my count. Will she have the skills to become the Final Girl?
  
• 22:17:26: Since she hasn't even noticed all her friends are dead yet AND just missed a perfect opportunity to drive away, I'm guessing no
  
• 22:18:04: @wtfbrain She made out with the other porn girls but nobody got naked, so she might be okay
  
• 22:19:31: He's behind you!
  
• 22:21:20: Omg, I wish you guys could see the position the porn girl has put herself in to hide! It's sextacular!
  
• 22:22:34: Don't get out of the van! The van works! Drive away!
  
• 22:24:23: Still with the take the mask plan? I think that'll just make him madder. I'd get back in the van and drive away
  
• 22:26:36: Or impaled him on a pipe. That works too. I wouldn't have screamed "hasta la vista, you fuck!" while I did it though
  
• 22:29:58: Everyone's dead! And El Maskerado had taken the van and has gone for a road trip across Mexico
  
• 22:31:08: Being skewered with a lead pipe in the guts is something you can just walk off if you're a pro wrestler
  
• 22:32:04: I like to think El Maskerado will.hook up with Papa Jupiter and have some wacky adventures
  
• 22:34:01: So, to summarise: Wrestlemaniac is just like an episode of WWE Raw, but more believable and with less.nudity
  
• 22:34:41: @Chick_Witch I watch the bad films so other people don't have to!
  
• 22:38:20: I don't know what to do now. Nothing is going to top that film, clearly
  
• 22:43:53: Aha, Dino Croc v Super Gator! Starring a renegade cryptozoologist. We have a winner!
  
• 23:08:41: I love films where giant things fight other giant things
  
• 23:17:41: Science montage! Do SyFy have some kind of clause demanding science montages in their films?
  

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