From Twitter 10-02-2010

• 09:22:39: New Twitter, stop telling me I'm using New Twitter! I know I am because I hate the layout!
  
• 10:32:14: Caroline Quentin, your M&S adverts are insufferable. Make it stop
  
• 15:19:01: @TezMillerOz I've no idea; I've perfected the art of never seeing any of her TV shows
  
• 15:19:37: @ObsidianInk I've had it forced upon me! I miss Old Twitter :(
  
• 15:20:01: @yolandasfetsos I think it's inevitable that we'll all have to give in to Twitter's demands eventually
  
• 15:20:31: I have cleaned all the things! And made dark chocolate pots with cherries. Mmmm
  
• 15:31:34: @Scarimonious OMG, a chocolate orgy *faints*
  
• 15:40:04: @Scarimonious I insist you run to your nearest shop and top up on cream! This is an orgy dammit. A tasty, tasty, orgy
  
• 15:49:29: @Scarimonious Fair enough, I suppose. I have to wait a few hours for my chocolate pots to set anyway
  
• 18:09:35: What is the deal with celebrity perfumes? Seriously, I hate when they talk about how involved they've been with creating them
  
• 18:09:53: Slapping your picture on the box does not constitute "creating" the scent
  
• 18:10:15: *Goes to BPAL site to console self*
  
• 18:42:13: OMG, Mega-Shark v Giant Octopus is on SyFy! Win!
  
• 18:48:33: Hahahah, Mega-Shark just ate the plane! Best. Scene. Ever!
  
• 18:55:35: @Scarimonious It doesn't matter how many times I see it, I still cry with laughter
  
• 19:10:55: @Scarimonious They're doing the Science Montage now. Cue the smexing
  
• 19:14:42: Oh, Scientists, I don't think your beaker of green glowy liquid will bother Mega Shark at all
  
• 19:24:36: "Every scientist faces something like this sooner or later." Something like a giant shark eating the Golden Gate Bridge
  
• 19:25:06: I see it happening to the scientists where I work all the time. One minute, theorems, the next minute, giant sea monsters
  
• 19:34:46: To avert global catastrophe, let's freaking nuke the giant sea monsters! Nuclear weapons make everything better!
  
• 19:36:57: I also love that the ice age apparently happened instantaneously, trapping Mega Shark and Giant Octopus literally mid-fight
  
• 19:56:16: @Scarimonious And that's the miracle of Science!
  
• 20:45:01: Ket is about to shed his skin and doesn't want to eat his mouse. He's taken it inside his favourite toilet roll tube for later
  
• 20:49:20: I do the same thing when I'm preparing to shed my skin. Secret stashes of pizza and ice cream everywhere
  

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