From Twitter 09-22-2010

• 09:27:06: @TrishaTelep Ingesting glass? What have you been doing to yourself?!
  
• 09:27:24: Good morning, Twitter, are you safe today?
  
• 10:23:12: No, Amazon, I am not looking for something in your pop CDs category. Your recommendation system is fail!
  
• 10:57:49: @Scarimonious Amazon is like your annoying friend who insistsif you sit and listen to this teeny-bop album, you'll get it, you know?
  
• 10:59:13: Thought I'd found a cool-looking UF book, but there's a gang-rape scene it. Really? Can't UF heroines walk down alleys without being raped?
  
• 10:59:52: http://www.unheardtaunts.com/wir/ Women in Refrigerators is all I have to say about that. Less rape, more actual characterisation, please!
  
• 11:29:28: @Scarimonious God forbid they empower themselves in a manner that doesn't involve sex. That would cause the apocalypse!
  
• 13:04:05: @TrishaTelep Opening bottles with your teeth is a great party trick though!
  
• 14:13:21: Wow, just trying to read the Kindle guide to publishing on Kindle has put me right off even attempting it... My eyes are bleeding
  
• 14:19:21: I have too much technofear to deal with this brave new world. I want to live in a cave and barter with carrots and sheep
  
• 14:19:45: I mean, use carrots and sheep to barter with other people for stuff, not just barter with carrots and sheep. That would get me nowhere
  
• 14:22:26: @Scarimonious Kindle or bartering with carrots and sheep?
  
• 14:26:41: @Scarimonious But there's always more we can learn! Can turnips and goats be brought into the equation, for example
  
• 14:27:18: @Scarimonious As far as Kindle goes, I expect it's actually a lot simpler than all the sub-folders and acronyms lead me to believe
  
• 14:32:27: @Scarimonious You're doing better than me. I've managed to log into Amazon thus far
  
• 14:34:11: @Scarimonious This How-To Guide needs a How-To-How-To Guide. If this is the future, I'm doomed
  
• 14:37:11: @ktabic That's the kind of future I can only dream about
  
• 14:39:05: There's ISBNs involved. I can pay hundreds of dollars for one if I want! I thought the money flowed to the writer. That's the rule, right?
  
• 14:41:49: I give up. I don't want to be a publisher, I want to write and have someone else worry about formatting and ISBNs. Forget you, Kindle!
  
• 14:42:15: And the first person who tells me how much I could make self-publishing on Kindle gets a smack upside the face
  
• 14:42:49: I'm really not anti-self-publishing. I'd just rather play with my carrots and sheep
  
• 14:52:02: @Scarimonious Come join me in the technologically inferior, but more pleasing Cave of Bartering to Survive
  
• 16:58:14: Freedom!
  

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Victory is mine!

I have won the holiday battle! The week of 4th - 8th October is all mine, bitches. And I'm going to sit around in my dressing gown watching Come Dine With Me and reading and eating blueberries with cream all freaking week BECAUSE I CAN! Take that, evil co-worker!