From Twitter 08-20-2010

• 13:10:48: @kazmahoney Exciting! lad you found somewhere ^_^
  
• 13:12:37: There's a professor staying with us next week called Cornford. I cannot stop thinking of him as Cornfed. This is going to be embarrassing
  
• 13:12:56: I've already written "Cornfed" on several of his documents and not realised until I double-checked
  
• 13:24:40: @kazmahoney Oh, the joys of paperwork... Have fun with that ;)
  
• 13:44:48: @TezMillerOz No, that was another professor, whose name I can no longer remember, ironically enough
  
• 13:50:17: @Scarimonious That's the worst kind! They need to be locked up in their offices where they're safe from sharp corners and bright lights
  
• 14:01:04: @Scarimonious Exactly! One protractor per mathematician, slid under the door at the start of the day and retrieved at feeding time.
  
• 15:44:31: Google, if it has more than ten ingredients and one is something I've never heard of before, it's not an "easy" chilli recipe
  
• 21:05:28: Dear Eli Roth, Cabin Fever is very strange. You made some odd directorial choices. Kudos on the banjos though
  
• 21:40:58: @Scarimonious It has no climax! There is no denoument in that film and it annoyed me so much
  
• 21:42:29: I shouldn't wstch Roth films. Their basic assertion that all people everywhere are just bastards really irritates me
  
• 21:44:27: They also take away my spelling prowess. Curse you, Eli Roth!
  
• 21:46:29: @Scarimonious It's proof that people in horror films don't watch horror films. Theyes do everything wrong!
  
• 23:20:39: @Scarimonious I have been ready for the zombie apocalypse for years! I've got a hiding place set and everything
  
• 23:21:48: Note to self: don't watch Hostel after Cabin Fever again. No good can come of it
  

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