From Twitter 04-28-2010

• 09:43:44: Trying to find a street map of the place I'm going this morning for a job interview, and the result keeps coming up "address not found"
  
• 09:43:56: Am I going for an interview IN ANOTHER DIMENSION?!
  
• 09:52:58: @caseyparry Thanks, but you'll never sell me on avocado bathrooms!
  
• 09:53:08: @Preternatural__ And a trusty assistant, presumably
  
• 10:02:15: @Preternatural__ Curious indeed!
  
• 13:16:42: The next person who tells me that attending an interview is "always good experience" gets a kick in the teeth
  
• 13:35:44: @etaknosnhoj I have two years' worth of job interview experience. What I'd prefer is to actually get the job
  
• 13:54:11: Dear landlord, I didn't ask you to tell me what kind of heater I have, I asked you to get them fixed
  
• 13:54:48: Whilst it is deeply, deeply reassuring to know we have convector heaters, this knowledge alone will not make them work
  
• 14:03:45: I am, however, enjoying the Daily-Mail-o-matic at the moment http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/ Will Nick Clegg give my pets cancer?
  
• 14:03:51: Only time will tell
  
• 14:15:35: @Scarimonious I am utterly up for this. My first Very Crappy Novel was handwritten and lives under my bed at my parents...
  
• 14:15:50: @Scarimonious ... But it would be worth the effort of typing it up for the lulz
  
• 14:18:29: @Scarimonious So did 15yo me! It was an epic fantasy where people from our world went to Generic Fantasy Land and there a was a talking wolf
  
• 14:19:30: @Scarimonious And the villain turned out to be the hero's supposedly-dead brother! Nobody would have guessed that
  
• 14:35:03: @Scarimonious I should dig out some of the short stories I wrote when I first discovered AB:VH. They were the Sue-iest
  
• 15:14:52: @etaknosnhoj But that's a book I want to read!
  
• 18:06:20: We found a house! The bathroom suite isn't avocado!
  
• 18:37:42: @dbridger got to do all the various checks first, but hopefully end of may
  
• 18:38:10: @Scarimonious thanks!
  

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