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Dirty Little Whirlwind ([personal profile] naomi_jay) wrote2009-06-14 09:24 pm

SHARKS! OCTOPODS! TOGETHER AT LAST!

THIS POST IS TOTALLY WORTHY OF CAPSLOCKS!

Seriously! [livejournal.com profile] chaostheory and I just finished watching Mega Shark v Giant Octopus and this is the film I have waited all my life for. Really. Yes, it's crap. The acting is terrible, the effects are awful, and the plot is nonexistant. But who cares? It has a megalodon in it! And it fights Cthulhu a giant octopus! After they've been frozen in ice! Because apparently the Ice Age happened in a split second while they were mid-fight. Just. Like. That.

And the shark eats a plane! A plane! And the Golden Gate Bridge! And, like, a submarine and a couple of war ships. AWESOME!

Equally as hilarious were the trailers for other films from the company: The Terminators and Transmorphers: The Fall of Man. They were both all like, "holy shit, robots! From the future and/or space! What do we do?!"





Ahahahaha, there are no words. No words.

[identity profile] faerylite.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my. These look fabulous, in a totally craptastic way. I'm there.

[identity profile] naomi-jay.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, you can never accuse it of being high art, but who wants that when you can have sharks eating planes?