SHARKS! OCTOPODS! TOGETHER AT LAST!

[naomi_jay]

THIS POST IS TOTALLY WORTHY OF CAPSLOCKS!

Seriously! chaostheory and I just finished watching Mega Shark v Giant Octopus and this is the film I have waited all my life for. Really. Yes, it's crap. The acting is terrible, the effects are awful, and the plot is nonexistant. But who cares? It has a megalodon in it! And it fights Cthulhu a giant octopus! After they've been frozen in ice! Because apparently the Ice Age happened in a split second while they were mid-fight. Just. Like. That.

And the shark eats a plane! A plane! And the Golden Gate Bridge! And, like, a submarine and a couple of war ships. AWESOME!

Equally as hilarious were the trailers for other films from the company: The Terminators and Transmorphers: The Fall of Man. They were both all like, "holy shit, robots! From the future and/or space! What do we do?!"

Ahahahaha, there are no words. No words.

Comments

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, that was seriously one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. Lorenzo Lamas! And that octopus, man, it was horrible CGI.

I'm totally downloading The Terminators and Transmorphers now.

[faerylite.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. These look fabulous, in a totally craptastic way. I'm there.

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can never accuse it of being high art, but who wants that when you can have sharks eating planes?

[naomi-jay.livejournal.com]

It was terrible! Maybe they should have spent less money on brightly coloured chemicals for their biologists to play with, and more on CGI.

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

But how would we know they're scientists otherwise? The bright colored liquids and lab coats are the only way to distinguish them from ordinary human beings!

[(Anonymous)]

God yeah, that's true. Especially when one of them was *gasp* a woman! What are the odds of a woman being a successful scientist? How are people supposed to identify with that?