naomi_jay | From Twitter 03-30-2011

07:28:04: I'm having a mega brainwave over a novel I've been trying to rewrite for years. Why does this always happen when I have to be at work?
07:29:09: Are bosses ever okay with "calling in creative"? As in, can't work today - plot bunnies all over the place
08:52:30: What is tramadol? Why do I keep getting livejournal spam from people who want it and want me to know they want it?
09:27:35: @JHSked Or my blogging is just migraine-inducing?
09:50:58: @JHSked I get a lot of spam for escort agencies at the moment. I'd love to know if anyone ever responds to those
14:22:41: Wow, so apparently nobody should attempt to write a book until they've graduated from college. If only my 13-year-old self knew!
14:23:07: I could have spend my teen years having underage sex or something instead
14:32:58: @K8JohnsonAuthor Dude. If you don't have a degree, I think the right thing to do is stop writing, okay? You obviously don't have the skillz
14:52:26: @K8JohnsonAuthor And I, with my degree, will go take my rightful place at the top of all bestseller lists everywhere.
14:53:10: @Scarimonious Sometimes the sheer level of idiocy on the internet makes me very sad
15:04:38: @Scarimonious At the very least, we could make a really big cake
15:09:03: @Scarimonious But then we'll learn that only people with degrees in food prep can make cake, and we'll have to get rid of it in shame
15:09:21: @Scarimonious But we could have a really amazing freakout on other people's blogs about the injustice
15:24:35: @Scarimonious Right. Fun is never a worthwhile pursuit. That's why I gave up extreme ironing
15:35:56: @Scarimonious I'll write about it. Oh, but I probably need another degree for that
16:00:19: What the hell, Livejournal? I have important stuff to blog about!
16:00:38: Well, I don't, but I want to know that I can if I choose to
16:10:08: @Scarimonious I don't see how I'm reasonably expected to go on with this state of affairs
16:42:48: Um. Why are we talking about Batman reboots already? http://tinyurl.com/63uue63
16:59:23: @Scarimonious I'm expecting Hawkgirl! Also waiting for a Lobo film to materialise
17:28:27: Meeting my old housemate for hot chocolate and muffins. Jealous? You're jealous
17:36:54: @KimberBaby Yay for new job and rum!
19:27:40: I put Cthulhuism as my religion on the 2011 census. Anyone else? #census2011 #cthulhu
19:51:20: Re-reading my short story Painless so I can write a sequel. This is instead of turning it into a novel as I originally planned
19:51:46: I'm thinking now I might do a few short stories in this world and self-publish them as individually and as a collection
19:52:19: I would like to blog about this, but Livejournal hates me and wants me to die #nomeisadramaqueen

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