naomi_jay | From Twitter 05-01-2011

11:04:26: @Scarimonious The answer is surely bacon pancakes
15:01:33: The new Dragonball Z music is starting to grow on me, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Or maybe because of that?
15:01:56: "Live your life like a kamehameha... give your all, don't ever give up!"
15:06:22: There's a lesson there for all of us, I'm sure
15:38:00: @leatherzebra Over here you tend to see "if you don't hear back from us in X weeks...." notices on adverts, so I never bother to follow up
15:44:01: RT @badbanana: I hope the Kate Middleton story inspires other commoners to be hot.
16:17:24: @leatherzebra I don't see the harm in that - shows you're serious about the position!
16:54:14: RT @englishwhirled: The case of Grandpa and the comma. http://fb.me/MKHlH5ys
17:04:12: @wtfbrain Good grammar prevents cannibalism!
20:33:12: We've exhausted our supply of Dragonball Z so we're watching Black Swan. Requires something of a mental gear shift
20:52:53: @Scarimonious So far I'm just glad I never wanted to be a ballerina as a child
21:11:28: Mila Kunis is fierce! (I don't really think I can pull off calling things "fierce" but she is)
21:23:12: Wow, Nina's Mom. Pretty damn psycho
21:28:04: @K8JohnsonAuthor Mothers like that should have to pass tests before having kids
21:37:51: Everyone in this film is insane!
21:44:19: @box5angel Black Swan. It's freakishly awesome
21:55:21: @K8JohnsonAuthor Oh yeah, I flinched. This whole film is just one big "oh no she didn't!"
21:58:55: Wow. Let that be a lesson to us all. The pursuit of perfection will ultimately destroy us
22:02:19: I love you, crazy ballerina girls!
22:08:07: Now, in a sudden change of mood, we're going to watch Sharktopus! Or Mega Shark v Crocosaurus, whichever we can "acquire" first
22:16:39: Kyle pissed himself laughing at how excited I am about watching Sharktopus
22:19:35: Sharktopus hates it when your bikini top doesn't match you bottoms
22:25:14: Sharktopus has escaped his human masters! How could this happen?
22:26:31: Sharktopus also doesn't approve of slacking off at work, apparently
22:34:46: The score for this film is hilarious
22:38:53: Sharktopus also hates bungee jumpers, and rightly so, I say
22:46:18: @harrietholmes Yay! Go you!
22:48:14: Sharktopus gets in pretty close to shore. I'm surprised he doesn't beach himself
22:48:43: Oh wait HE CAN WALK ON DRY LAND WITH HIS SUPER TENTACLES!
22:49:22: The era of the land shark is upon us!
22:55:00: @Scarimonious Sharktopus is what Monsters was missing
23:01:57: I can't believe the mutant octopus shark is like, killing at random. Who knew playing god could have such terrible consequences?
23:04:49: Sharktopus also hates tabloid journalism. I like his style, frankly
23:07:19: I'm unclear on what the Navy planned to use Sharktopus for exactly...
23:18:31: Nor am I clear on the benefits of splicing a shark with an octopus, beside the comedy value, obviously
23:20:04: Wow, so Sharktopus is psychic? I guess that might be useful... somehow. Maybe?
23:24:12: @Scarimonious At least Beloved 3-Hund fetches the papers. Sharktopus is a liability. Dr Heiter would be so embarrassed
23:24:30: @aniaahlborn And then he eats the losers
23:27:27: Sharktopus also hates fire-eaters and hula dancers and bad acting
23:28:42: @Scarimonious They should have made an octark. This could all have been avoided
23:32:17: Destroyed by his own creation! It's just like Frankenstein. Except, you know, ludicrous
23:33:31: @aniaahlborn Sharktopus is very much the most convincing member of the cast
23:38:27: What the hell is an interface dart? You made that up, science lady!
23:41:24: Like many a movie monster, Sharktopus is rendered helpless by a pointy stick
23:44:09: I can honestly say that Sharktopus enriched my life

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