naomi_jay | From Twitter 07-22-2010

08:33:25: @annelyle Maybe they all already ate themselves?
09:09:17: Why do people only ever want to speak to me when I have food in my mouth?
09:20:11: Also, I think my computer is sending me subliminal messages. I swear I just saw the words "kill giant insects" flash up on the screen
09:20:56: I've checked the pages I was just on, and none of them have anything to do with giant insects
09:21:34: Wait, it was someone else's tweet further down the page. But now I can't stop thinking about how useless I'd be in a giant insect invasion
09:41:26: @janjonesauthor Probably not as much as my co-workers, parents, and loved ones do
10:05:01: Incidentally, or not, the Librarian has just asked me to report an infestation of flying ants to our maintenance department
13:05:09: @MarkRHunter You're right. An insect invasion is surely only a matter of time
13:28:39: Apparently I should make a fake Naomi from office supplies and put it in my chair so I can sneak away early without anyone noticing
13:29:01: I don't know if this is the best or worst advice ever
14:06:34: A professor just came up the desk and said to me "I'm not really here. How do I get access to the wireless network." Really.
14:57:40: RT @jasonashlock: BRAD PITT officially attached to Brooks World War Z! http://bit.ly/aswkrN #zombiesareawesomebecause @paulisundead
15:28:57: @K8JohnsonAuthor I've thought of that: a recording of myself directing people to the IT department

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