Out of all the squick factors that make up Human Centipede, the one that keeps turning my stomach into knots is the "100% medically accurate!" one. Like, seriously, dudes, you have put far too much thought into this. The idea behind the movie is a punchline, not a movie in itself.

The flipside is that this movie could well become an urban legend in its own right, but worse because it's really real and Ebert refused to give it a rating on principle.