naomi_jay | From Twitter 07-05-2010

07:07:40: @yolandasfetsos Awesome news, congratulations!
07:26:50: Back to work today. I feel souless and crushed already. Sigh
07:31:08: I need to work harder on my plan to start a new life on a tropical island making cocktails
07:31:36: And drinking cocktails, more importantly
09:29:07: @thetheoryof Ooh yeah, that would be really useful!
09:29:38: Back at work 45 minutes. My desk is covered in other people's crap, my intray is full of crap that other people could have dealt with...
09:30:01: ...And I have to go to a conference call at 11 for a project I have no desire to be involved in. Is it Friday now?
15:29:47: Woo! I'm going to the She-Wolf conference! (Once I pay...)
17:24:42: @Scarimonious Read the satyr porn! Read the satyr porn! Do it, do it, do it! You, you, you, you, you, you! Read the porn!
17:40:21: @Scarimonious Yay! I look forward to many horn-related puns
17:42:03: @Scarimonious Did his prodigious manhood unbalance him or something?
17:46:58: @Scarimonious I'm torn between laughter and anxiety
17:56:59: @Scarimonious This hermaphrodite needs to visit St Louis, stat
18:08:22: @Scarimonious It's a porn match for the ages!
19:09:02: I wasn't cut out to deal with money. That's why I became a writer
19:28:07: RT @TrishaTelep: Desperately seeking submissions:anyone have any female-oriented psychological thrillers a la Sophie Hannah they want pu ...
19:28:15: RT @TrishaTelep: ...pretextagency at murderone dot co dot uk. I have stumbled across some free reading time! Please help & pls RT to any ...
20:27:00: @Scarimonious Sex with the air sounds like a euphemism to me...
21:08:46: @Scarimonious Now I'm just disturbed. Semen is not for swimming in!
21:23:45: @Scarimonious And install an aqua sex swing, presumably?
21:29:00: @Scarimonious Are you sure this isn't satire porn, rather than satyr porn?
21:33:58: @Scarimonious I'm lmao so hard right now. I can't help but recall the Ash/Charizard slash I read one fateful day. It changed me
21:35:44: The neighbour's cat just jumped through the window and went straight for the fridge. The very definition of cupboard love
22:05:15: Submitted a story to another Static Movement anthology. Think it's nearly full, so fingers crossed!
22:15:57: I want to write a story with a perambulating skeleton in it
22:19:08: Mostly because I found a gothic romance title generator, and perambulating skeletons seem like something a gothic romance should have

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