I would if I were near a creek that had frogs in it. I could try to strap pigeons to my throat, but that might be as good as trying to huff rats for plague. Annnd there's been reports of Swine Flu in my state (two schools are currently shut down) and Hep A going around due to semi-dried tomatos. I don't eat those, thankfully. It's not even winter yet, WHY AM I GETTING SICK!?

I'm venting my frustrations on innocent soldiers in the Holy Land in Assassin's Creed and embracing the sneak-attack and leaping on people to stab them in the head.